Aww...come on, I know you have an evil streak in there somewhere. Think torture...
Have him listen to you all for 24 hrs, without replying.
Cut his mouse wire.
Tie him to a chair and all you ladies get naked and what ever and he can't do 'A' thing (with his thing).
More ideas coming.
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A little too much caffeine yesterday, Birdie-Boo?