Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login

Night at the movies: "A girl walks into a bar"

last reply
20 replies
1.5k views
0 watchers
0 likes
Apparently, this is the "first major motion picture made exclusively for the internet."

So, I'll give it a gander. In case you might want to as well:

A Girl Walks Into a Bar

I did not post the actual movie in case bandwidth has any play.

So, my review, no spoilers, don't worry.

Think of if as a good piece of creating writing, and take the title to heart.

And, the best close up shot of Rosario Dawson's lips, ever.

Have fun.
does it have any explosions or karate in it?
No...it was made for free viewing, the coolest thing about it (yes, there are Lexus adds).

Seems that it may be a trend. I saw on Colbert Report that the guy who did "Supersize Me" has now done another movie strictly from promising product placement. Product placement has it's advantages, and sometimes for the reader/viewer, and, oh yeah, by me being able to just type away ad nauseum on here sometimes.

It's about a girl, who walks into a bar. PG-13, I would guess if those bastards had anything to say about it.
so no spaceships or knights riding unicorns either?
Is there a hot guy in it at least?
Yup. For more than one palate.
What do you mean., for more than one palate?
All women have different tastes in men. Thus, "for more than one," I don't like to assume. By now, I hope you've already watched. Anything further would make anything further boring.
I went out Friday night for a bit, and inadvertently watched a girl walk into a street sign. She had a nice butt, but she was pretty fucking blitzed.

It was moderately interesting.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.


The flick is more so, but would love to see a clip of that one.
Quote by WellMadeMale
I went out Friday night for a bit, and inadvertently watched a girl walk into a street sign. She had a nice butt, but she was pretty fucking blitzed.

It was moderately interesting.



Did she hurt the sign?
Quote by dirtyoldguy
Quote by WellMadeMale
I went out Friday night for a bit, and inadvertently watched a girl walk into a street sign. She had a nice butt, but she was pretty fucking blitzed.

It was moderately interesting.



Did she hurt the sign?


She was an attractive and very well-mannered mid 20 something. As she careened into the sign pole she exclaimed: "Excuse me, I'm sorry." fell off the curb, broke a heel and splashed into the front fender of an SUV. I thought about approaching her and asking if I could help her to wherever she was heading as I did not see anyone else around her (friends, etc...)

But I just stood smoking my cigarette outdoors, a couple of meters away, before heading back into my pub...to I guess, ensure that she wasn't trying to drive or making herself a target for anyone else - with ulterior motives.

The last I saw, she was walking across a moderately busy 4 lane thoroughfare and disappeared into a tavern across the street, carrying both her shoes. I can only hope she found her buddies. She was gone, but quite polite.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Reminds of the time when I was in Jamaica. Was at a neighbor resort, and this girl was totally gone. Sat with her until somebody came by to claim her. I got dirty looks galore. Told them to chill out, and come over to my place. Ordered room service for the motley crew and then when to bed content.
yeah, well...on the flip side of that coin - There've been other occasions when I've attempted to further corrupt the particular damsel in distress.

WMM keeping it 169% reelz.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
On most occasions, the gentleman wins. I can't stand myself sometimes.
So I watched the movie. But before I tell you what I thought I was wondering what your review was. If you want to know that is.
Hate to sway opinion, but since asked, here it goes:

I looked at this as a great piece of short story, banter, mood, and comedy. That is what I got in the end, it was a great long joke. Simple.

Hot guys in Hollywood would probably not be interested because of the experimental nature of the project, however, when I saw Louie, a.k.a. Danny DeVito's name, I took the plunge. From "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" to the current "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" comedy, he is always trying to do something different.

Review:

Anyone who's invested time into a short story know's the rules. Beginning, apex, resolution, fin. There is no resolution, but there is a short story that can be digested in one sitting. We have all vested time in less entertained ways. Due to monetary constraints, that which is normally viewed as "Cinema" may be absent from this movie, but unlike many comedic ventures on Hollywood's part, this one touches the funny bone.

Or at least, my funny bone.