mercianknight Active Ink Slinger 25 Mar 2010 Wow! Awesome! Next time I need to put a condom on a hairless, perfectly smooth, uniformly thick erection I'll know what to buy. "Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element "If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Guest Lurker 25 Mar 2010 That is a great idea. You want to get that thing on fast during that dramatic pause.
Algol Active Ink Slinger 25 Mar 2010 Speed condom, when you feel the need for speed ask for it by name. Algol
SilverArdorDragon Active Ink Slinger 25 Mar 2010 oh wow! what's next?... Wait, maybe I don't want to know!