I wouldn't try this with a stiletto though:
Matriarch
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Open a bottle of wine with a shoe
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Funneeee! LMAO 
So, how DID you get that vid of me on my stag night? (hic)
So, how DID you get that vid of me on my stag night? (hic)
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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That's awesome!
Constant Gardener
Cool...the next time I'm living down by the river, in a van...I can impress my skidrow buds, and spend the $1.25 I would've spent on a corkscrew - on a better brand of ripple.
Thanks for the find, Nic!
Thanks for the find, Nic!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Constant Gardener
No...but I'm not afraid to inquire!
What does that make?
What does that make?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.