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Which activity should be the signature event at the Sexual Olympics?

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Cancun1957
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Oral sex for both men and women. Its a skill very few are great at. Lots of very very good though! Second would be masturbation.
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There would certainly be a lot more co-ed sports, eh.

Sexual gymnastics, in which couples are scored on their ability to perform in extraordinary positions, would be a big one. Both halves of the couple must cum for them to score. LGBTQ+ couples welcome. The Kama Sutra would, of course, be the bible for both competitors and judges.
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Yeah. Just make it missionary. Keep it simple and fun.

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ChumbaPoxwally
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Okay, so these are sexual athletes. I’m thinking the top female competitors are those competing in the Airtight Seal Competition. Guys? Maybe it’s the Speed Event.
GrushaVashnadze
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Arse-licking. Best way to win anything... ;)

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Oral sex for both men and women. Its a skill very few are great at.



True. I could see so many subcategories with this too, such as deepthroating, throatfucking and simultaneous fingerings and licking.

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BradCarpenter
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Simultaneous Orgasms from intercourse.
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Simultaneous Orgasms from intercourse.
In "synchronized orgasms" a waterbed and Esther Williams bathing cap should be mandatory. smile
Spitfire62
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Nude counterpane hurdling.
dlcalguy
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As a Brit, and aware that the Brits get more success in the sitting-down events (rowing, cycling, sailing, horse stuff, etc.) I suggest Synchronised Sybian.
ronkt
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Buggery should be top of the list,preferrably with a well hung real man,no substitutes allowed.
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XAuthorX
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Synchronised masturbation, guys standing in a row thrusting their kit out and tugging off in unison.