She fell in love

She fell in love with a portrait artist when she saw he was hung at a local gallery.

She fell in love with a fashion designer who had a deep velvet pocket.

She fell in love with the dragoness because dragoness can roast the potatoes with her fire

She fell in love with a potato roaster because she loved a hot center.

She fell in love with an apprentice clock-maker but his hands were never where they ought to be.

she fell in love with a pendulum, but she got bored with swinging.

She fell in love with a miner and got drilled every day.

She fell in love with a cabinet installer, but he spent a lot of time looking for studs.

She fell in love with a dish washer and was always dripping.

She fell in love with a lumberjack because he had an enormous chopper.

She fell in love with her pet groomer who took good care of her pussy.

She fell in love with a football player that said she was a Tight End.

She fell in love with a bra saleswoman and had lots of fittings.

She fell in love with a rabbit that only wanted to hop into bed.

She fell in love with the produce saleswoman and they enjoyed many cucumbers together.

She fell in love with an anti-vaxxer, but he never wanted to stick it in her.

She fell in love with an Englishman but all he wanted to do was play footy

She fell in love with the ape but he went bananas.

She fell in love with a guy hung like a horse, and she couldn't wait to ride him.

She fell in love with the lady mechanic because she really liked her service under the hood

She fell in love with an Author but he wrote her out of the story

She fell in love with a FedEx driver but never could tell when he was coming.

She fell in love with a Baker but he didn't glaze her buns

She fell in love with a personal trainer, but She pushed all her buttons—hard.

She fell in love with a musician and got played

She fell in love with a farmer but only got ploughed once a year.

She fell in love with an election whos extension cord was to short.

She fell in love with a carpenter but never got screwed

She fell in love with a glazer and was like putty in his hands.

She fell in love with a jockey and often got ridden