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Jizz on the rocks?

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Quote by dpw

Absolutely hilarious!
Personally I prefer mine straight from the tap. I agreed with one of the comment a mouthful of cum followed by a vodka chaser, better than a mouthwash.


Too funny!
in my experience, Sprite and semen do not mix. *giggles*

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Would you be willing to try Semen-infused cocktails? Please read on the following article and comment... http://www.queerty.com/jizz-on-the-rocks-introducing-semen-infused-cocktails-20131022/

In the article it states the semen is "fresh" and readily available behind most bars. If some barman who looked like an Abercrombie & Fitch model, got his cock out and started jerking off, I'd be saying fuck the drink just give me the swizzle stick. I'd be causing a huge queue.
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in my experience, Sprite and semen do not mix. *giggles*


I love your comments... you always seem to bring a smile to my face and in some cases like this one, to laugh out loud (literally)... people around me must think I am crazy for laughing without an apparent reason... too funny, LMAO!
Quote by dpw
If some barman who looked like an Abercrombie & Fitch model, got his cock out and started jerking off, I'd be saying fuck the drink just give me the swizzle stick. I'd be causing a huge queue.


Hey, hey... don't cut the line... I was here before you!!! LOL
Quote by sprite
in my experience, Sprite and semen do not mix. *giggles*



okay.

No because i have no idea where/what/who it came from. I would be suppressed if a bar could sell it without losing their liquor licence
Bumped for Whoahbaby.
The cocktail names made me LOL. Dong Island Iced Tea has a ring to it.