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After sex the first thing I do is.........

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Quote by hiddentalent123
Get a snack

Men need to eat after sex. Warm milk w nutmeg is suggested for optimal renewal. Yuck. Do eat though.
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Men need to eat after sex. Warm milk w nutmeg is suggested for optimal renewal. Yuck. Do eat though.

How about a big bowl of poi to get ready for the next round? Lol! Never did like this...

I smoke a huge cigar
Quote by Maryana
I smoke a huge cigar

Lol!

I leave the Rest Area
Leave the money on the table ;)
Try to cheat My pimp
Shield my eyes from the police officers flashlight
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logout of PornHub


Lol
Hear the Director yell, "Cut! That's a wrap!"
Seven.
Och aye.
Turn off the porn channel and clear browsing history!
Lay in for few minutes then clean up
There is no after sex. There is only the short and lovely interlude between sessions. After sex is just before sex in a different context.
kiss, giggle laugh, kiss, talk, kiss, raid the fridge
pay for my groceries
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pay for my groceries




like to go again...and agin...and maybe again
I am in full agreement with Shannon
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Hahahaha! Good one.

I will take a bow.
well usually im all kissing and rubbing and trying to just keep things rolling....but then there have been times when you only can concentrate on an escape route that is the path of least resistance...lmao
Empty the Dishwasher