I ban you from Arizona...haha I am warmer than you today!
I ban Anna for being much "hotter" than I am -- and I don't mean just because she's in Arizona!
I ban you back...your hotter than any other Hap I know!
i ban kiki for being so wonderful
I ban you and everyone else to the first Lush Chat and Sex Party at Haps house! He will be out of town that day!
i ban anna for being so in love with tami
I ban Ginger for being to far away from me
and nikki for the same reason and for being too quick
I ban Kiki because every time I think of a blond 5'11" Dutch woman with her avatar I have to adjust my pants
i ban hap for trying to ban kiki, we can't have that
I ban Ginger because she is too cute, cuddly, warm and sensitive, thereby making me look uncute, uncuddly, unwarm, and insensitive by comparison.
I ban hooters until he gets a pair of blue contact lenses
i ban you so you can write jokes snl (then it'll actually be funny!)
i ban hooters for having a deceptive name. I was expecting to see some tits or owls.
I ban her for being a sad virgin
I ban kinky because her luscious body is unattainable to me -- damn! [Not really, I love kinky being here]
i ban hap for always being above me when i feel like banning someone
I ban you to my chain wall so I can pleasure you for days.
i ban you so we can have sex all day since you like it so much
i ban hooters for not having any hooters
I ban Hooters for being preoccupied with the wrong body part
i ban you for always being either right before or after me
I ban Hooters for banning Hap......
I ban Hooters for not getting into enough mischief
i ban mischief for the scary avatar