Be Careful What You Wish For.........

27 Nov 2009

Yay my wish wasn't corrupted.

You are now 100% woman, but you are also part mermaid. Happy swimming!!

20 Feb 2010

I will you give you a blue fish but it turns into a Parana when it gets hungry...

I wish for a yummy fireman to keep me warm at night

20 Feb 2010

I will grant you a yummy fireman to keep you warm at night, but it turns into a gummy bear when the sun goes down, smile

I wish somebody will give a chocolate, preferably dark chocolate.

20 Feb 2010

Granted, I give you chocolate. But, alas, it is infested by chocolate-dwelling worms that enjoy brains....I hope you have the antidote handy......

I wish that I had an attractive male somewhere between the ages of 18 to 35 who is attracted to women to give me a massage....for free!!

20 Feb 2010

Granted, but his hands are so hairy the massage oil gets tangled up in his "fur" and now your back is covered in his man hair.

I wish I could go on a cruise!

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥

20 Feb 2010

Your wish is granted but, its on the Titanic

i wish i had gills so i could breath under water

20 Feb 2010

I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain...

I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain...

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

20 Feb 2010

Granted, WMM, you have a brain.

Too bad it's the brain of a chicken. Cluck cluck.

21 Feb 2010

thanks for granting me the chocolate-infested with brain-hungry worms smile

I'll put it in a jar, I'll keep it as a souvenir from you.:)

21 Feb 2010

Oops! I forgot to wish!!

I wish for a wolf puppy that won't wanna eat me.

21 Feb 2010

i grant you a wolf puppy that won't wanna eat you, with unlimited supply of fleas

I wish for a ballpen, than can write according to my brain signals

21 Feb 2010

granted but it wont write with your brain cells but with your sisters

i wish for a new laptop that load things faster

"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"

Sassy

21 Feb 2010

wish granted, you now have a new laptop that load things faster and load lots of viruses a lot faster (can even load bacterias and fungi lol)

now I wish for my chocolate lady, to nibble with every night smile

21 Feb 2010

Wish granted , but she melts onto the floorand looks like a pile of baby crap.

I wish to retire from from work.

21 Feb 2010

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Wish granted , but she melts onto the floorand looks like a pile of baby crap.

I wish to retire from from work.

Granted, but you discover that your pension is bankrupt.

I wish to have my picture on US currency..

21 Feb 2010

Granted, but the picture they used is the one with the big red zit that is about to burst on your cheek and you can see a giant booger coming out off your nose.

I wish that I could spend just one day with the one I love!

21 Feb 2010

Granted, but I get to join!!

I wish that I felt healthy (damn ear infection)

21 Feb 2010

granted, but you are told by the doctors to have complete bed rest and they assigned you a nurse, ME!

I wish for a complete stress free day

21 Feb 2010

Granted, but you will have to wait just s bit longer, to hear the words, ''I love you'' from the special person.

I wish I can be forgiven for being on lush.

21 Feb 2010

wish, granted! you can be forgiven for being on lush, with that I will always annoy you L35

I wish, for a bottomless iced tea

21 Feb 2010

Granted but the tea turns to rock hard ice every time you start to drink it.

I wish for world peace.

21 Feb 2010

Granted. We have world peace. However, there is a nasty group of aliens in the neighboring system who try to steal the world supply of porn. All because of your wish. That's right, feel bad.

I wish I could figure out what to wish for...

21 Feb 2010

I will grand you to wish for me to be able to stay on lush.

I wish I knew how to make my mom understand that talking about sex is not a crime.

21 Feb 2010

Granted, but there's a catch. She wants to join so she can keep an eye on you.

I want my MTV !

21 Feb 2010

...I wish upon a star...

21 Feb 2010

Quote by claddaghbhoy
...I wish upon a star...

Unfair you did not grand grumpy his wish,

21 Feb 2010

Now I'll never get my MTV .

I wish for everlasting love.

21 Feb 2010

Granted, but your everlasting love happens to have her period 365 days of a year.

I wish I could be in the arms of my loved one

21 Feb 2010

Granted, but he shows up at the front door in a full body cast which won't come off for six months.

I wish for a facelift.