Be Careful What You Wish For.........

22 Feb 2010

wish granted, you've got your toy possessed by evil smile

I wish my dinner won't fuck with my stomach.

22 Feb 2010

I like evil. Anyway, wish granted. It messes with your brain.

I wish my toys were more delightfully wicked.

22 Feb 2010

hehe Granted .... they they only play when you are trying to work ;)

i wish i could see the future

22 Feb 2010

Granted. But you can only see people in the form of Disney characters.

I wish my dad would stop pestering me about stuff.

22 Feb 2010

granted..but that just means you mom will..

i wish i wasnt the way i am today..

22 Feb 2010

granted, you will totally different. So different, that you will wake up with a dick and big balls tomorrow.

I wish my hot temper didn't flare up so quick.

22 Feb 2010

Granted. You're so mild-mannered that people don't take you seriously.

I wish my brain would stop wandering off..

22 Feb 2010

granted .. it leaves for good smile

i wish i could travel

22 Feb 2010

granted, you could travel in a form of an ant.

I wish i won't be sleepy in the class

22 Feb 2010

okay, you won't be sleepy. You will be tweaked out on meth instead, and won't sleep for days.

I wish I never had any more nightmares.

22 Feb 2010

wish granted, you'll never have any more nightmares, for you won't sleep for days together with me.

I wish it's payday

22 Feb 2010

granted ................but everything you buy explodes

i wish everyone i knew was happy

22 Feb 2010

Granted but then everyone starts singing "don't worry.. be happy" 24/7 until it drives you insane!

I wish to be crowned Miss Universe for a day!

22 Feb 2010

granted ....but your crown is far to big and keeps slipping

i wish for the world

22 Feb 2010

Granted, but the world has just been blown to bits by angry bird aliens who saw your avatar and thought you had declared war on them.

I wish everything was chocolate (that contained no fat or calories)!

22 Feb 2010

granted! everything will be chocolate (that contained no fat or calories), you can't be able to eat them, you give it all to me. lol

I wish it's saturday again

22 Feb 2010

granted but now its saturday every day, you never get paid for your job and you become homeless

i wish for a dog trainer for sasha

22 Feb 2010

Granted. You have a dog trainer for Sasha. .....CHUCK NORRIS!!!!

I wish I had a kitten.

23 Feb 2010

You have the most wonderful kitten show up at your front door...but she's brought along a very cute friend, a puppy, too.

Aww.

I wish you could get to know a person in three minutes.

23 Feb 2010

Granted, but everyone finds out about your unique abilities and want to meet you so 480 people day after day line up to meet you for the rest of your life!

I wish sex would last longer then 3 minutes

23 Feb 2010

granted but then it becomes so routine you become bored to death

i wish be as naughty on the outside as i am on the inside..

23 Feb 2010

Granted , but the naughty inside hates the naughty outside so much that they tear each other apart.

I wish all I touch turned to gold

23 Feb 2010

Granted, but 1 second after you receive this ability, the first thing you touch is your penis (surprise surprise!), now making it useless, but Gold!

I wish someone was here so I could ravish them!

23 Feb 2010

Quote by SweetBitch
Granted, but 1 second after you receive this ability, the first thing you touch is your penis (surprise surprise!), now making it useless, but Gold!

I wish someone was here so I could ravish them!

Granted, but you will have to wear chocolates all over so that someone can enjoy even if their being ravished.

I wish for a tub full of ice cold water along with someone special and some beer...hhhmm

23 Feb 2010

Granted you drink all the beer and pass out with that someone on top of you. You wake up to find your kidney gone as well as your special friend and fifty bucks in your hand.

I wish to be crowned mr universe for a day.

23 Feb 2010

granted, then your crown will be crown of thorns haha

i wish I'm happy

23 Feb 2010

Granted but you aren't happy your sneezy

I wish I could love everyone

23 Feb 2010

Granted, but not every one wants to loved by you

I wish for a job in Insurance

23 Feb 2010

What is your wish Jack

23 Feb 2010

Granted, but it involves insuring elephants against memory loss

I wish I live in harmony with the universe