Be Careful What You Wish For.........

21 Feb 2010

Your wish is granted ....... but your love is allergic to you and sneezes all the time

i wish for what i want and what i want is secret :P

21 Feb 2010

Granted. But it bursts into flames. Nice going.

I wish for the ability to fly.

21 Feb 2010

Granted, but you are shoot down over enemy territory and held captive by a men only club.

I wish for my facelift.

21 Feb 2010

Granted. You get your facelift...but now you look like Celine Dion...too bad you cannot sing.

I wish for more cough drops.

21 Feb 2010

Granted, but they contain steroids and you now look like Hulk Hogan and need to shave twice a day.

I wish I could climb mt everest.

21 Feb 2010

Granted, you've climbed Mt. Everest. But little do you know there are mountain-dwelling gnomes that try to eat you. Sorry, but now you only have seven toes and you're missing part of your ear.....

I wish I had slightly bigger boobs.

22 Feb 2010

Granted but your nipples are now awkward and hairy.

I wish for a cup of coffee that will make me feel awake in the morning

22 Feb 2010

Granted the coffee wakes you up but it keeps you awake by singing to you off key for the next year.

I wish for a smaller stomach.

22 Feb 2010

Granted. But your nipples are now awkward and hairy from the hormones required to make you feel awake.

I wish for a cookie.

22 Feb 2010

Here is your cookie but they aren't chocolate chips.

I wish it would rain.

22 Feb 2010

Granted. Craprain for you.

I wish I knew how to surf.

22 Feb 2010

wish granted, every once in a blue moon.

I wish for an iced coffee

22 Feb 2010

Granted, but the machine went into over drive and totally froze it making it completely undrinkable.

I wish cum tasted like chocolate.

22 Feb 2010

Granted, but each mouthfull contains 10 grams of fat and 1000 calories.

I wish I could travel back in time.

22 Feb 2010

wish granted, grump then you'll be 10 times your age.

I wish someone would cook for me

22 Feb 2010

granted intel.

I wish someone would give me the most relaxing and sensual massage right now..aaaand will stay with me until i fell asleep

22 Feb 2010

Quote by SweetBitch
Granted, but your everlasting love happens to have her period 365 days of a year.

I wish I could be in the arms of my loved one

granted but i have to be thee and be the guard...

i wish for chocolates and cold cold cold water and weather..

22 Feb 2010

Ok i'll grant you someone that would give you the most relaxing and sensual massage right now..and will stay with me until i fell asleep hahaha

and I'll grant you chocolates and cold cold cold water and weather then you'll stay with me, we'll share the blessings. biggrin

I wish not to over cooked my string beans again

22 Feb 2010

Granted! But! your area is hit with a green bean shortage and all you have now is Lima Beans!

I wish for Laundry that will wash itself!

22 Feb 2010

wish granted, take your trip to Hogwarts.

I wish for a coffee

22 Feb 2010

Coffee granted. But you have to share it with me.

I wish I could walk on water.

22 Feb 2010

Granted but you should have chosen the turn water into wine thing(you'd BE so popular at parties)
I wish I had super powers(grins)

22 Feb 2010

Quote by Loislane
Granted but you should have chosen the turn water into wine thing(you'd BE so popular at parties)
I wish I had super powers(grins)

Granted. You now have the power to call Spock to you at any time.....but I'm coming with him!!

I wish I could remember what I was going to say.

22 Feb 2010

granted! only you can't say it

i wish ants won't come after my bread anymore

22 Feb 2010

Granted.... but they take off with your beer instead

I wish for $1,000,000.00!

22 Feb 2010

$1,000,000.00 granted, written in color blue crayons lol

I wish for a cold cold water

22 Feb 2010

Granted. But you'll find the reason it's so cold is because your hot water heater needs replacing.

I wish for a submissive 19-year old virgin with the smoldering good looks of a young Penelope Cruz.

boobieflash2

22 Feb 2010

Granted, but she gave you crabs. happy birthday.

I wish I wasn't so hyper.

22 Feb 2010

granted, only will happen in your dreams smile

i wish to have a good breakfast

22 Feb 2010

Granted. You have a good breakfast. But your dinner fucks with your stomach. I hope you have a decent plunger.

I wish for another toy.