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Be Careful What You Wish For.........

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granted, in an unknown universe with human-eating aliens

i wish for an ice cream
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Done , but the only flavour is baked beans.



I wish my gold dick to be normal again
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Quote by grumpybastard
Done , but the only flavour is baked beans.



I wish my gold dick to be normal again


Grated, by normal being back to when you had a penis like a baby

I wish to be loved and find love and some booze please!
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Granted. but your new lover after the first night, will turn into a moonshine making hillbilly ,,that will keep you constantly drunk and use you as his sex slave and abuse you at will.

I wish to be Fritzies lover
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granted, but for a minute and it's only one sided, your side lol

i wish i could get rid of these ants going after my bread
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Quote by intelutside
granted, but for a minute and it's only one sided, your side lol

i wish i could get rid of these ants going after my bread


Granted, but now they're after your body.

I wish I can get someone alone and do whatever i want to her..
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Granted, here have a Barbie.

I wish for eternal wishes.
LunarVenom
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Granted. But they'll all be corrupted. [evil laugh]

I wish I had a better evil laugh...
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Quote by Lady_Lydia
Granted. But they'll all be corrupted. [evil laugh]

I wish I had a better evil laugh...


granted lydia, but your evil laugh will sound like your one of the character on alvin and the chipmunks...

I wish to be in poland and australia..
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Granted , on the downside your gps sends you to Austria and Lapland .



I wish to be like the Six Million Dollar Man
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granted! only for a sec

i wish for a good night sleep
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granted but u sleep all through work because you were so tired last night

i wish i was loved
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Quote by elenai1230
granted but u sleep all through work because you were so tired last night

i wish i was loved


granted, and you will be loved so much by everyone around you

I wish im the one managing world time and i wish i was with you
LunarVenom
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Granted. You transport yourself to my lap.....I hope it's okay if I do a bit of groping....*shifty eyes*

I wish Maryland was closer.
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Quote by Lady_Lydia
Granted. You transport yourself to my lap.....I hope it's okay if I do a bit of groping....*shifty eyes*

I wish Maryland was closer.


Granted, provided im Maryland since im on you lap *blushing*

I wish i have unlimited plane ticket to anywhere i wanna go.
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Granted.But yout plane will crash on a desert island and you will be the only survivor


I wish I was a clitoris
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Quote by jackinandjillin
Granted.But yout plane will crash on a desert island and you will be the only survivor


I wish I was a clitoris


Granted but your the smallest clitoris there is that no one can even recognize you presence.

I wish i had VIP tickets for PARAMORE and TIMBALAND together with JOJO & JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE concert.
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Granted! you'll get VIP tickets for PARAMOR and TIMBerLAND together with Mojo JOJO & JUSTIN TIMBERLAnE. more like of an impersonation concert. haha

I wish ants won't bug me anymore.,
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Granted. Your house has been invaded by spiders.
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I wish I didn't have a migraine.
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Granted. But it will become a right pain in the butt.

I wish for 3 wishes
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Granted , but all three of your wishes are doubled for your worst enemy.

I wish for my own island.
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You have it. But you have to stand on one foot at the center of it during high tide so you don't drown....

I wish I had some ice cream.
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Granted, but the ice cream (which happens to be chocolate of course!) spilled all over my naked body, so now you have to eat it off me. Aw what a shame!

I wish for diamond encrusted, real size, working ferrari
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Quote by SweetBitch
Granted, but the ice cream (which happens to be chocolate of course!) spilled all over my naked body, so now you have to eat it off me. Aw what a shame!

I wish for diamond encrusted, real size, working ferrari


*poof* granted, but the real size diamond encrusted ferrari has square wheels instead of round smile

I wish for a new puppy
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granted. your new pupy will grow that protective of you, your lover wont get near you.


I wish to go to heaven
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granted... but you must go through some sinful acts to get there. ;)

I wish for land where all my wishes come true....
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granted but for everywish you have .. i get 2 smile

i wish i could live the life i have
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Granted, you live the life you have. But you get a creepy clown following you around screaming "Nananana nananana nanananana NANANANA!!!"

I wish that clown didn't actually exist.
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(lol actually had someone do that before haha)

granted ... they are only in your mind and come after you when you sleep

i wish my room was tidy