Be Careful What You Wish For.........

23 Mar 2010

Granted. There is world peace, just not in this world. It is a world in another galaxy.

I wish for a beautiful sunny day, with the apple trees blossoming.

23 Mar 2010

Granted. It is such a beautiful sunny day, but you are sick in bed with allergies.

I wish I could go home early.

24 Mar 2010

Granted, but when you try the key it doesn`t work. You then realise that your parents have moved house.0tfb4CRfJDTBUqku isjda

I wish there was no work for me tomorrow.

24 Mar 2010

Granted, but the day is so stressful at home that you wish you were at work. And because your boss was generous giving you a day off, he has rostered you on for the next 21 days.... straight!

I wish for another chicken omelette. That one was YUMMY!

24 Mar 2010

Granted, but someone puts a bunch of red hot chili peppers in it. When you take your first bite you have to run to the kitchen for water to put the fire out!

I wish those chicken nuggets hadn't given me food poisoning.

24 Mar 2010

Granted. No food poisoning, but they were still chicken nuggets. So be prepared, gas, weight gain, heart attack.........

I wish my house was clean and all my paperwork was done.

24 Mar 2010

Granted. Your house is now clean, but it's so clean that it blinds you somehow. And all you paperwork is done...in Japanese. Have fun translating!

I wish I was more energetic.

25 Mar 2010

Granted, but run have been running around so long your suffering from exhaustion and your body has gone into perminant shut down

I wish for an ocean cruise

25 Mar 2010

Granted, but your cruise ship gets lost in the Bermuda Triangle.

I wish I had the guy who gave me my first kiss here with me.

Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.

25 Mar 2010

Granted, adorable boy is there!...But so am I x3

I wish for handcuffs.

25 Mar 2010

Granted but your cuffed to me for ever muwhahahahaha !!!

I wish i hand lemonade

25 Mar 2010

I don't think I'd mind.

Wish granted, but it is I who deliver the lemonade...I have to stay while you drink it...because I'm cuffed to you and such....

I wish someone [coughTiffcough] would give me a massage.

26 Mar 2010

I'll give you a massage, but unfortunately its just me.

I wish for a REALLY big bottle of rum!

26 Mar 2010

Granted. You have a magnum size bottle of rum. It is however, empty. crybaby

I wish to run like the wind.

26 Mar 2010

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I'll give you a massage, but unfortunately its just me.

I'm happy with that flower

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I wish to run like the wind.

Granted. You are running so quickly that no one can catch you. No more sex for you.

I wish I was in Giggles' house right now.

26 Mar 2010

Granted, but you have to help keep the flood in the basement from getting too bad.... Maybe doing laundry too.

I wish I weren't tired.

Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.

26 Mar 2010

I'll give you an energy drink, but you'd have to stay awake all night with me.

I wish I had boat!

26 Mar 2010

Granted but its a rusted tug boat that when you take it out to the water for the first time you realize there's a hole in the bottom. Glub, glub, glub.

I wish for a huge party with all the female Lushers! ;)

26 Mar 2010

Granted, but you can't touch or dance with any of us, you'd just have to stay in the corner and pay a quarter to open the shade to view us.
So, basically you can look, but you have to pay for it at your own party!

I wish people I know weren't such douchebags.

26 Mar 2010

granted, the people you know are no longer douchebags at all. They are all super nice to you all the time so now you struggle to not snap wondering what they really think of you! lol

I wish I had worldly wisdom to always do the right thing.

26 Mar 2010

granted. But only for 5 minutes, then you will resort to 4 and 2letter words only......................................fuck me jack

i wish Xuani would haunt ,my dreams

26 Mar 2010

Granted. Xuani will haunt your dreams. In your dreams she has her beautiful face and the body of an emu. What she tries to do to you in your dreams makes you wake up screaming for mommy, in a pool of sweat.

I wish to travel through time.

27 Mar 2010

Granted, though you can never return to your own time, resulting in never again seeing your loved ones as you know them.

I wish I were able to get my tattoo now....

Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.

27 Mar 2010

Granted, you have your tattoo done now. But I'm doing it! x3

I wish my handcuffs were being used on me right now ;)

27 Mar 2010

Granted. I have you handcuffed to your bed. I'm about to start a long sensual tongue massage, you are dripping wet and writhing with anticipation. Suddenly the police burst in, looking for you. There is a warrant for your arrest. They sent me home, and took you naked to the station for booking.

I wish to continue where we left off.

27 Mar 2010

Granted, we continue where we left off. But you have to bail me out!

I wish I had some ice cream.

27 Mar 2010

Granted, but it is too much to have alone.

I wish that I could fly away from all the shit going on in my life.

Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.

27 Mar 2010

Granted. but only for one day, on your return the shit in your life will become totally unbearible

I wish to have a peaceful weekend

27 Mar 2010

Granted, your weekend will be peaceful and so will the next week and then the next weekend and on and on, because you are addicted to tranquilizers.

I wish I could control myself.

27 Mar 2010

Granted you can control yourself but only when your told you can be me silly

i wish for a pizza