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Be Careful What You Wish For.........

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Granted, but Eve Angelina has only just recently cut off her beautiful gorgeous brown hair, had a breast reduction and joined the nunnery. So the soapy massage is only done with a sponge on a stick.

I wish for a romantic dinner with Justin Timberlake who has fallen madly in love with me
I grant you a date with Justin Timber lol (the fake one)

I wish for a long vacation
Granted, buts its right in the middle of where the Iraq war is going on.

I wish to find the love of my life...

(I know I'm gonna regret this one...)
granted! you're right you'll gonna regret you found her

i wish for a vodka
Granted, a bottle of you favorite vodka is set in the middle of a large room but you have to fight the rest of the Lushers for it. Get ready for an all out brawl.

Here's something no one will want to corrupt...

I wish for all the female Lushers to get together for an huge lesbian orgy!
granted but it`s so watered down that it takes 200 shots just to start slurring your words.

I wish people would read my poem and leave comments and a score
granted cmsouza729 but you can`t watch

still the same wish as above
granted grumps lol (hmm.. i'll look for it) then every vote and comments will be void bwahaha

I wish for a wish lol
(I wonder how anyone could corrupt this)
Granted, but its not you who gets to use it.

I wish for a brand new 2010 Camaro.
you can wish but they discontinued that model in 2009.

i wish i could think of a wish
Granted, you think of the most perfect wish... but then you walk into a lamp post and suffer amnesia and instantly forget what it is.

I wish there was such a thing as a teleporter, that could take me wherever I wanted...
Granted, you get to go where ever you want but, well, have you seen the movie "The Fly" .......

I wish that I could escape to a tropical island where the weather is perfect, plenty of food and the company is great
granted! but you'll be stuck there forever, with NO chocolates.

i wish of a wish that nobody could ruin. lol
Granted,,,
But it's still only a wish, and I get the real thing.


I wish it was Saint Patricks day again
Granted but you are illergic to alcohol and hate the colour green.

i wish i had everything i wanted come to me
granted, everything you wanted will become needs and the more you need it the less you get it

i wish for every thing you wish for me
Granted, I wish to have a male harem who cater for my every sexual whim. They are now yours ..... Have fun!!!

I wish for a non-fat edible chocolate man or woman (who won't melt or attract insects and I will not become allergic to ) to spend a romantic night with...

I think I have everything covered
granted but the chocolate is carob based and tastes really funny. haha

I wish for a ferrari f40 in my driveway
Granted, but it is a toy model.

I wish that my plant dosnt die.
granted 'cause it will turn into a plastic(imitation)

I wish somebody could wish for a wish that no body could corrupt. lol
Your wish is Golden!
But my talking monkey say's: He corrupted your wish for me, by throwing a monkey wrench in it.


I wish for world Peace.
granted, but then world peace would be gone because of your monkey! lol

I wish to be a jumper lol
Go ahead and jump!
But the monkey packed your parachute, (:

I wish I had 3 wishes
granted, scooter, but in the end it wont gonna work with you you'll have to make me use it for it to work lol

i wish for a lot of paper
As long as your a papper folder, Granted, altho, it's all crumpled up.

I wish I were a fish
Granted but you are a lone tuna in a school of Barracuda.....

I wish I wasnt so bored!
Your wish is my command, your no longer bored, cause you got the job of correcting the spelling, and punctuation in all my stories. Besides, I shot the sherriff
Opps,,,,

I wish I didn't forget to post my wish, and it never happens again
just as well you remembered this time, as you will never remember again

I wish i was on cloud nine
granted, You're on cloud nine, but you get so excited about the fact your on it you faint and fall off, down to cloud 8.

I wish for world peace hahaha