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Be Careful What You Wish For.........

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There You go oneil,, all the ingredients for a fine pizza!
Now all you gotta do is make it, or convince me too.
I'll grille one for you, if you help lady X to not to,, control herself.


I wish all women to be; uninhibited, by high noon today.
granted scooter, but only inhibited with you and they will remain that way forever

i wish to be released from tranquilizer addiction and addicted to the one that granted it to me
Granted, but my addiction lies elsewhere.

I wish I had more time to get ready.
Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
Granted, but now your addicted to ladyx, and she loves tranquilizers, pizza ,, and handcuffs


I wish the bar was open
Granted, the bar is open, but is only serving ice cream.

I wish I had an operational teleportation machine.
Granted. But there is only one destination, back to the jail cell.

I wish I felt like going on my run today.
Granted, but you run back to my jail cell. biggrin
I wish I could fly.
Granted you are flying, right through a thunder storm.

I wish my neighbors would quit fighting.
granted they are now having very LOUD sex.

i wish i could swim
Granted. You are swimming in a vat of caramel. When you finally manage to get out you are attacked by a swarm of killer bees.

I wish to be in a lovely garden.
Granted, but it's full of poisonous plants.

I wish I wouldn't get any more migraines.
Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
Granted instead of a migraine you get horny silly

i wish for a new computer
You get your new computer, only its full of bugs and glitches and cost a fortune.

I wish I had an acting career :P
Granted, but you act like Tom Cruise.

I wish for life to make sense
Granted, but it only does from the point of view of a squirrel.

I wish I felt better.
Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
granted miss hanging,,but you have to spend 24 hours with me!

I wish I have enough wine an smoke to last 24 hours
granted scooter, but after drinking for six hours solid you start lighting the butt end first.

I wish upon a star
no prob grumpy,,,,but it's Tom Cruise

I wish I was hung like a horse
granted scooter but its a miniature pony and so is your appendage.

i wish for Lush to live forever.
lush lives on grumpy, but your typing paw gets stepped on by a horse.


I wish I had some french whore coffee
Granted, but the fruit is replaced with heroin and LSD, your addiction id that great, your pusher uses you and a male whore to pay for you drugs

i wish to be all sweetness and light
Granted and you turn into a marshmallow and get chased by giant ants

I wish I had a tardis
Granted. But you remember those ants that you set on Jack? Well...they eat it...sorry Yoda!


I wish I could help Hanging_Dead with that raging turn on...
Granted.... only, now she can never be turned on again... smile

I wish I had a new car....
Granted. New car and all. But it breaks down from lack of gas in the middle of the salt desert...have fun with that rust when it rains....

I wish I had someone here to help with my turn on...someone hot and single
Granted, but you have to share them.

I wish I could have my current teaser here.
Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
(Honey, you know I don't mind sharing with you!)
Granted, he's there....but so am I!

I wish I could have more chocolate...
granted but the chocolate turns out to be me with my dick in a box.

I wish to be every beautiful woman's dream guy
Granted, but that's only in their dreams. When they wake up, they run screaming from you.

I wish for love
granted sb, but love is a fickle thing and the only love you get is from a sand worm.


I wish I would stop biting my fingernails.