A sand worm? LOL
Granted, you now no longer bite your fingernails .. disgusting habit anyways lol .. But you now sit there and bite your toenails. On the upside .. you now have improved your leg bendability and now thinking of taking up ballet!
I wish for a yummy plate of chocolate covered strawberries.
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Active Ink Slinger
Granted, they have been beautifully and elaborately painted onto a lovely china plate.
I wish this sinus yuck I have would go away, so I would want to work out again.
I wish this sinus yuck I have would go away, so I would want to work out again.
Forum Whore
Granted. But the goose sat on your head to lay the egg and the egg was so heavy it crushed your skull a bit...sorry about that....
I wish I wasn't so zombie-like this morning. [insert cries of 'must have coffee/brains here]
I wish I wasn't so zombie-like this morning. [insert cries of 'must have coffee/brains here]
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, all emotional hurt and turmoil are gone, so is happiness.OOmHihAOzBRNMvRE
I wish to have a passionate romance with a wonderful, tall, sexy, handsome, desirable man, that smells like fresh cucumbers.
I wish to have a passionate romance with a wonderful, tall, sexy, handsome, desirable man, that smells like fresh cucumbers.
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Granted louscious, I pick cucumbers for a living, but only when there ripe.
Any how, unfortunatly, I'm the only wonderful, tall, sexie, handsome, desirable man left.
Wish It was warm again, or I had a warm woman,, well,both
Any how, unfortunatly, I'm the only wonderful, tall, sexie, handsome, desirable man left.
Wish It was warm again, or I had a warm woman,, well,both
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but you're warm for a minute before cold again and its actually a guy that's had a sex change.
I wish for a plate of chocolate covered friuts to share with a certain sweet chocolate lovin woman... *cough Sweetbitch!*
I wish for a plate of chocolate covered friuts to share with a certain sweet chocolate lovin woman... *cough Sweetbitch!*
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but she (cough Sweetbitch) chose to share them with me.ARXV3YiJDXv0bNLV
I wish to have a great day at work today.
I wish to have a great day at work today.
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but its a blizzard that's on its way. Everyone but you heads the evacuation warning. It dumps for two months and takes another month to dig you out. You're alive but you've gone crazy from cabin fever. You try to kill the first person that you see so they have to lock you up in the place with padded walls.
I wish for my step dad to get the new job that he's interviewed for. That way his lazy ass will be working for the first time in a whole year.
I wish for my step dad to get the new job that he's interviewed for. That way his lazy ass will be working for the first time in a whole year.
Active Ink Slinger
granted cm..Wonder how he'll do on his first blow job?
I wish it was friday
I wish it was friday
Matriarch
Granted, it is Friday.
Unfortunately for you, Friday is the day when your clothing loses yet another size, and you suffocate from cameltosis.
Unfortunately for you, Friday is the day when your clothing loses yet another size, and you suffocate from cameltosis.
Active Ink Slinger
Nicola for got her wish, so I will wish for her. She wishes for a day at the spa, with a cool drink, and a hot man.
I wish to join them.
I wish to join them.
Active Ink Slinger
cameltosis set in, so I had to change.
Lola your now with nicola an me!,,, but you have to wear my pink shorts.
Can't wait to see this.
I wish a few more sexie girls would join in
Lola your now with nicola an me!,,, but you have to wear my pink shorts.
Can't wait to see this.
I wish a few more sexie girls would join in
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, the spa charges $500 dollars each, the cool drink is water, and the the hot man's jealous wife has to be there too.
I wish it were Football season. America Football.
I wish it were Football season. America Football.
Active Ink Slinger
Scooter...
Granted, but you get kicked out now.
Wish is same as above...
Granted, but you get kicked out now.
Wish is same as above...
Active Ink Slinger
granted cm,,do they have tv in Shanghai
Wish I was back in!
Wish I was back in!
Advanced Wordsmith
Granted, but they are sick the entire time, so only sleep.
I wish my laptop were fixed....
I wish my laptop were fixed....
Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
Active Ink Slinger
Granted. Your laptop has been fixed. It has also been glued shut.
I wish my muscles weren't so sore.
I wish my muscles weren't so sore.
Active Ink Slinger
Granted. Your love is there but so is his entire family, filling up your house so that mulitple couples have to share rooms. You and him get stuck with the stinky uncle and snoring aunt. You're in no mood to mess around during the stay and after the month he has to fly home.
I'm out of wishes, ummmm, I wish dogs and cats would like each other....
I'm out of wishes, ummmm, I wish dogs and cats would like each other....
Forum Whore
They do, but they also enjoy your company far more than is socially acceptable. Ew...
I wish my laptop would stop being a whore-y failbag.
I wish my laptop would stop being a whore-y failbag.
