There You go oneil,, all the ingredients for a fine pizza!
Now all you gotta do is make it, or convince me too.
I'll grille one for you, if you help lady X to not to,, control herself.
I wish all women to be; uninhibited, by high noon today.
granted scooter, but only inhibited with you and they will remain that way forever
i wish to be released from tranquilizer addiction and addicted to the one that granted it to me
Granted, but my addiction lies elsewhere.
I wish I had more time to get ready.
Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
Granted, but now your addicted to ladyx, and she loves tranquilizers, pizza ,, and handcuffs
I wish the bar was open
Granted, the bar is open, but is only serving ice cream.
I wish I had an operational teleportation machine.
Granted. But there is only one destination, back to the jail cell.
I wish I felt like going on my run today.
Granted you are flying, right through a thunder storm.
I wish my neighbors would quit fighting.
granted they are now having very LOUD sex.
i wish i could swim
Granted. You are swimming in a vat of caramel. When you finally manage to get out you are attacked by a swarm of killer bees.
I wish to be in a lovely garden.
Granted, but it's full of poisonous plants.
I wish I wouldn't get any more migraines.
Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
You get your new computer, only its full of bugs and glitches and cost a fortune.
I wish I had an acting career :P
Granted, but you act like Tom Cruise.
I wish for life to make sense
Granted, but it only does from the point of view of a squirrel.
I wish I felt better.
Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
granted miss hanging,,but you have to spend 24 hours with me!
I wish I have enough wine an smoke to last 24 hours
granted scooter, but after drinking for six hours solid you start lighting the butt end first.
I wish upon a star
no prob grumpy,,,,but it's Tom Cruise
I wish I was hung like a horse
granted scooter but its a miniature pony and so is your appendage.
i wish for Lush to live forever.
lush lives on grumpy, but your typing paw gets stepped on by a horse.
I wish I had some french whore coffee
Granted, but the fruit is replaced with heroin and LSD, your addiction id that great, your pusher uses you and a male whore to pay for you drugs
i wish to be all sweetness and light
Granted and you turn into a marshmallow and get chased by giant ants
I wish I had a tardis
Granted. But you remember those ants that you set on Jack? Well...they eat it...sorry Yoda!
I wish I could help Hanging_Dead with that raging turn on...
Granted. New car and all. But it breaks down from lack of gas in the middle of the salt desert...have fun with that rust when it rains....
I wish I had someone here to help with my turn on...someone hot and single
Granted, but you have to share them.
I wish I could have my current teaser here.
Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
(Honey, you know I don't mind sharing with you!)
Granted, he's there....but so am I!
I wish I could have more chocolate...
granted but the chocolate turns out to be me with my dick in a box.
I wish to be every beautiful woman's dream guy
Granted, but that's only in their dreams. When they wake up, they run screaming from you.
I wish for love
granted sb, but love is a fickle thing and the only love you get is from a sand worm.
I wish I would stop biting my fingernails.
