Granted, you now have a dominant woman, who makes you pay to watch her with another man.
I wish that the people who ran the school system were smarter when it came to maintaining the schools and know when it's proper to close it for the day.
Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
granted, just another system failure, .... the roof as fellin and you have been cuffed you to the heating pipes for being a very naughty girl, and the boiler is out of control and your sweeting profusely and you cant go home today, tommorow or the day after, untill they dig there way in, only to find you have internally combusted
Iwish i was a male pole dancer
Granted. You now dance around with a fishing pole, dressed in a clown suit. Those very large shoes have caused you tremendous amounts of trouble. They have landed you in the lake more than once!!! The last time you went in, you took a small child down with you. Her old granny beat the crap out of you for that.FPwE1dpGtcKe4PPO
I wish to have another great day.
Granted but when the night comes you get arrested and then in jail by a 6 foot woman named sam
I wish I had a god-like body and the most desireable cock in the world
Granted. Now you must use said cock to please me endlessly.
That is my wish.
Granted. But you cannot orgasm.
I wish for a big green apple lollipop!
Granted, but it is ages old and has dust infused into it after melting and solidifying again.
I wish that I had more incense.
Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
Granted, but the only scent available is "rotting dead dog". Have fun burning that, lol.
I wish everybody liked me.
Granted, everyone likes you. But you become frustrated with the amount of affection you receive and decide to blow up half of your friends....and are now in jail...don't worry though, your inmates REALLY like you!
I wish I knew what to say.
Granted, but now through a series of unfortunate events, you no longer can speak. Sorry.
I wish someone was on to talk to
He's always on. Standing 6'9" and weighing in at 396 pounds, he's a former greased-pig slinging champion, actively bisexual, wants to serve and service you as your personal boot-lick, doesn't take 'No!' for an answer and has the funds and incentive to find you. Do not provide personal information!
I wish I owned a new cell phone number.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Congratulations! Your new cell number is 555-1249. Oops, was I not supposed to spread it across the internet in a thousand different chain letters. My bad.
I wish I was invisible
Granted, but you're a ghost. Sorry on the whole death bit.
I was that I could go swimming with out freezing.
Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
Granted, you don't freeze, you've chosen to go swimming in lava....sorry about the whole 'melting your entire body' thing....
I wish I lived where I want to live.
Granted there has been 3 new one added, but you can only use them once and once ou have used the thrird, your account will be deleted and you will be no more
I wish i could find what im looking for
You find what your looking for but you lose it on the way home.
I wish for warm arms around me.
Granted, but you soon find out the arms are from a werewolf.
I wish Zemanova would go to dinner with me.
Granted, but she thought you said your name was John Holmes , sadly when she checks your credentials she finds you are only 1/4 of the man John was.
I wish for a long life.
Granted, but you become really, really wrinkly and need to use a colostomy bag for the rest of your life.
I wish for a gold plated Xbox 360!
Granted, but it doesn't work, as can be seen in the way it blows up once you plug it in.
I wish that my zippo never needed to be refilled, but still had flame.
Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
Granted dear Tiff, you have a neverending zippo flame [insert evil laugh here]....but every time you light it, an adorable puppy dies. And if you DON'T light it within a certain period of time, it will explode with the power of a small nuclear blast. So, either you're a puppy killer, or you're a murderer. Take your pick.
I wish that I wasn't such an idiot.
Granted. But now everyone thinks your a genius and goes to you for advice every minute of the day.
I wish that my cellphone still worked.
Granted, except now somebody calls every half hour asking you if you require a duct cleaning service (like here in Canada :s )
I wish for a simple cup of coffee.
Granted, except now somebody calls every half hour asking you if you require a duct cleaning service (like here in Canada :s )
I wish for a simple cup of coffee.
sadly enough, I know what your talking about lol...being from Canada myself
Granted. except the coffee makes you really sick.
I wish my dog could walk himself.
Granted, but he walks a path full of rodents, which get chased so far, your dog can no longer get back.
I wish I didn't need to sleep ever again, without risk of going crazy.
Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
Granted, you don't go crazy, but you're still tired, grumpy and extremly pissy.
I wish for everyone on Lush to have an awesome Easter... even if you don't celebrate it.
Granted, and everyone has a good time. At night, a bunny of the Playboy kind knocks on your door...
I wish Brea Lynn would drive on the parkway and park in my driveway...
Damn Rocco, she was on her way but her navman took her up a railway line and she is somewhere between New York and your driveway.
I wish for two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce,cheese, mustard on a sesame bun.
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