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Be Careful What You Wish For.........

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LusciousLola
Active Ink Slinger
Granted. But all the beef has been recalled, possible mad cow disease.

I wish for some new furniture.
WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
For your 100th forum post, Lush has shipped you a new sofa, chair, ottoman and matching loveseat. But they are all black velour, third-hand, partially stained - Art Deco and clash with your cultured taste buds.

I wish I didn't have to do my laundry today.
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LusciousLola
Active Ink Slinger
Granted. You no longer own any clothing.

I wish to spend the day (and night) with you, also free of any clothing.0J2kCk9mWhEmGdEO
D-rock
Active Ink Slinger
Granted. But the day and night go by double fast.

I wish to get rid of my headache.
Guest
Lurker
Granted , but the pain relief medication makes your head explode.


I wish for nothing.
relaxandrelease
Active Ink Slinger
Granted. The entire multiverse has been erased and you now foat in the spaceless void with no body, only an idea of yourself, for the rest of time.

I wish for an idea for a wish.
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
verity
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, your mind floods with zillions of bloody amazing ideas, unfortunately your brain overloads and you lose your memory.

I wish for a day of undisturbed sunshine….

*The Dark Room*

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D-rock
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but it's so bright you go blind.

I wish I didn't have to get out of bed today.
sweet_p
Active Ink Slinger
granted
but you are tied to to the bed and kept on the edge of orgasms for hours and hours....


I wish I could get a pedicure.
LadySharon
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but you arrived a half hour late after a sex session. Lucky for you, the lady who normally does your pedi understands why and hooks you up with a mani, too.

I wish for a chocolate parfait.

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relaxandrelease
Active Ink Slinger
Granted. The first bite you take gives you an instant explosive orgasm right there in the middle of the resturant. But only the first bite does that...

I wish for a Greek Goddess to be my plaything.
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
You got Hera for a day, but Zeus discovered you were trying to pet her peacock, and now you get to answer to him. He's got a few lightening bolts with your name on them.

I'd still like to fondle some tits. ( I can see where this might lead )
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Fairly_Fairie
Advanced Wordsmith
Granted, but they belong to a zombie porn star. Good luck with that one.

I wish I had my driver's license already.
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Guest
Lurker
Granted, but you may drive from noon till 12:05 pm only


I wish for a chocolate malt
D-rock
Active Ink Slinger
granted, but after you take the first drink it disappears.

I wish it wasn't raining.
Fairly_Fairie
Advanced Wordsmith
Granted, you have an earthquake instead.

I wish that I could go to a Blackmore's Night concert.
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Guest
Lurker
Your wish comes true... only you're stuck in the back, can't see anything, and you're surrounded by drunk teens throwing up.

I wish for a girl to pop out of my birthday cake in May! (I know I'm inviting trouble with this one :P )
LusciousLola
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, your sweet ninety-two year old granny will jump out of your cake. Bonus she will be wearing pasties, and a sexy red thong!

I wish for someone to make me one of my favorite meals.
D-rock
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but it's burnt black.

I wish I could go to the beach.
Guest
Lurker
grated but it's filled with hungry sharks.

I wish i can be with the sweet woman i love and be able to talk to her personally and be with her.
LusciousLola
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, and because I'm feeling romantic right now, I will not do anything to wreck you wish.

I wish to have Fritzies pic (the one with the heart on the lips) as my avatar.
cmsouza729
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but you have to steal it from her and once she finds out she stops talking to you. Its only until you take it down that she starts talking to you again.

I wish coworkers were smart enough to understand how a simple key check form was supposed to be filled out...
(Yes I'm talking about an idiot coworker of mine.)
verity
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, all of a sudden your co-workers become breathtakingly super smart. But one of them outshines you and gets that promotion instead.

I wish for the phrase ‘I am out of the running’ to be taken in and understood….

*The Dark Room*

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Guest
Lurker
Granted but you are know " out of the running " yourself.


I would wish for a billion dollars but I`m not that greedy, all I want is to be debt free.
Fairly_Fairie
Advanced Wordsmith
Granted, but you now own nothing.

I wish I knew if things were ok with my friends....
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Guest
Lurker
Granted, yes every thing is ok with your friends and things have never been better for them, since they stopped being friends with you.

I wish to be part of a lush orgy.
WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
Cool...

Let's play catch.

You're catching...Scooter, Shameless, Al, Rumple, CharlieB, Stuart, Alan, Damon and I are pitching.

Nicola and Alissa are filming.

We're calling it Bukkake vs. Jack Part I

Fluffers are the hot ladies of Lush...we are some fortunate fellows. You, not so.

I wish I had a bigger cock. At least another two inches to match the two I have now.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
LusciousLola
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, you have a bigger cock. It is neon pink, with realistic veins, cherry scented, and runs on a couple of AA's.

I wish I had the house to myself a little more often.
cmsouza729
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but you keep getting hounded by door to door salesman, Mormon prechers, girls scouts ect and never have a minute to sit down.

I wish for this weekend not to suck.
D-rock
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, it's an amazing week-end but it stays Monday for the rest of your life after.

I wish my dog felt better.