I brushed him, fed him and hooked him up with Stuart. He's so happy he ran off.
With Stu.
A blow job would be nice right now.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
You didn`t wish for one so you have to do it yourself.
I wish every day would be perfect.
Granted, every day is perfect, but every night causes destruction and terror to all.
I wish that I wasn't addicted to salt.... >.>
Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
granted , but before you have a chance to throw your addiction you overdose and shrivel up like a slug.
I wish for an everlasting packet of Tim-Tams.
granted, just think your self lucky, if you would of continued, you would of been treatened by a one eyed dragon with a stud in it head
Iwish to be pleasured by the girl of my dreaams in a corn field
Granted, but there is a huge crop circle causing the standing corn to be full of radiation.
I wish that I could get a massage from a good looking male with my shimmer lotion.
Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
Granted. The guy you want massages you, but the shimmering lotion becomes so bright, it blinds you both....well...that sucks....
I want him to come back.
granted, he comes back to you, but hes been that unfaithful to you he can`t look at you and leaves again
i wish to be on a beach as the only man, being pleasured by all the naked girls
Granted, but what she means is you're coated in pop rocks, and proceeds licking them off, which is rather painful on your nether regions.
I wish that I could stop caring about the guy who has hurt me multiple times over without ever trying.
Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
Granted. You have forgotten whats his face completely. You unfortunately have become completely infatuated with the infamous tubgirl.
I wish I wasn't so computer illiterate, and didn't need to ask for help to learn even the easy things.
granted how you know all there is to know about computers and there workin, now you will be inandated with request to every body else`s computor illiterate problems.
Iwish for the sexist woman on lush to bed me for a week ;)
Granted, but a week with me, will leave you wanting a lifetime.
I wish I would finish writing my story, instead of just thinking about it.
granted and you have asked me to go thought the finer details. you will never finish it, ir will take a life time of making love to you, you will never find time time to write it up.
i wish to be free from the memories of past relationships
Granted.....The memories are gone, only for a day. You then remember everything, and are quite happy about it. You realize everything you learned about yourself from those relationships. You break those old patterns, and are free to love completely with me ....of course.
I wish to accomplish everything on my list today.
granted, but your list is TWICE as long tomorrow.
I wish Natalie Dell would stop kicking my spine...
ugh.
Rei♥♥
granted, but due to the lack of stimulation, you`ll feel nothing from the neck down. what a bummer, ahhhh
Iwish I had the remote control to your Venus Butterfly .
granted, but the battery is dead. so sorry.
I wish I could go home and be with the man I love.
Rei♥
Granted, but is is a conjugal prison visit and you have exactly 30 minutes.
I would love to float in outer space
Granted, however you are anchored to Peter Griffin for stability and he sings The Word is the Bird over and over again the whole trip!
I wish that my personal freedoms stay intact.
Granted, but you live in a minor country with a dictator, so your freedoms are minimal at best.
I wish that my friend would wake up so we can watch Disney movies. (Yes, I am that much of a little kid.)
Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
Granted, but all the movies are warped and not what you thought the were.
I wish for some peanut butter ice cream with gummy bears and cheeze its.
and some more carmel bugles.
yum.
Rei ♥♥
Granted, but they all come infected with maggots.
Iwish for a stress free week
Granted, a stress free week has just arrived. But you get too zoned out and it becomes impossible to get back into the real spirit of adventure….
I wish for pleasant weather.
granted, but a dark rain cloud follows you and continually rains on you.
Iwish for every thing you wish for
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