Be Careful What You Wish For.........

27 Apr 2010

granted, but I'm wishing for being taken over the raining of my balcony and spanked hard...

I wish for... well, you know.!!! ^^^^^

Rei♥

29 Apr 2010

Granted, your ass is red raw, but the lush paparazzi have caught you with your pants down and we`er appearing on the front cover of this months "sensual lush"

I wish to be lost in space

30 Apr 2010

Granted, you are lost in space, however your food supply is gone and the plumbing no longer works in your craft...sucks to be you...

I wish that my car was paid for

30 Apr 2010

granted...it is paid off .....but then it is stolen

I wish I could make my girl the happiest woman in the world

9 Jul 2010

Granted.... unfortunately she has just had her teeth whitened and people ~ yourself included ~ are racing out to buy sunglasses because her continuous smile is so blinding bright....

I wish winter would hurry up and finish...

9 Jul 2010

granted but you will have a summer so swelteringly hot you will wish for the winter again

i wish for a camaro just like bumble bee who can in fact transform

10 Jul 2010

Granted and it transforms in to me!

I wish for ride on the space shuttle

10 Jul 2010

granted but your ride last for 2.5 seconds before coming to a halting stop freezing in the air causing you to be stuck in mid air for years

i wish for a les paul custom

10 Jul 2010

granted, but no place to play it

I wish for a night of unbelievable sex with s special woman

11 Jul 2010

Your wish has been granted 12 oragatangs will visit you for a stayover

i wish for some cudling

14 Jul 2010

Granted you will be tightly cuddled by your naked skeevie neighbor, who happens to have a bad case of oozing poison ivy.

I wish for a pedicure.

14 Jul 2010

granted but the equipment is dirty and you lose your toes!

I wish for a date with my high school crush

Alone is not always a bad place to be

16 Jul 2010

I grant you your date, but this girl/boy has indeed turned ugly!

I wish for a new TV

16 Jul 2010

I grant you your wish though your new TV comes with only one channel, the weather.

I wish for a night out with a gorgeous blonde woman.

"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen

"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn

17 Jul 2010

granted but the gorgeous blonde is really a he/she

i wish for a winter cabin w/ a roaring fire and a bear rug

17 Jul 2010

granted but the fire is so hot it burns everything down and the bear rug is just a skin with no fur.

I wish to have a 1 million dollar and a bunch of trip to anywhere i wanna go

17 Jul 2010

granted but your trip is grounded on a deserted isle with no hope of return

I wish for six months of solitude

Alone is not always a bad place to be

17 Jul 2010

Granted. They will be the longest 6 months of your life. You will suffer hallucinations and find that the sexy girl you've been screwing is really a racoon.

I wish to have 3 sexy men filling me up.qWMdGKFtZtS7X8mV

18 Jul 2010

Granted, but you will find they are also filling each other up

I wish to sail around the world

Alone is not always a bad place to be

19 Jul 2010

granted but you find yourself lost in the bermuda triangle going around and around

i wish for a week end of endless passion fish

19 Jul 2010

Granted you the endless passion week end

Iwish you would never leave

A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.

19 Jul 2010

Granted but they put you in shackles that tie you two together

I wish for someone to cuddle with

19 Jul 2010

Quote by Pixie
You will get your trip, only to be ravished by jelly fish and crabs as you are frolicking in the surf.

I wish for some kind of company.

Granted; I'd give you BP but you'll have to deal with a lot of Bad Press! (LOL)

I wish to own an Island

Life is too short to waste it on drama. Have fun while you still can.