Be Careful What You Wish For.........

4 Aug 2010

Granted and the stud really enjoys you

I wish for world peace

Alone is not always a bad place to be

4 Aug 2010

granted but the best i can do is peace at home ..

I wish to go on a road trip through all the states in America ...

4 Aug 2010

granted, but you would be away from home for years

I wish for a good night's sleep

Alone is not always a bad place to be

4 Aug 2010

Granted, but it is with me wrapped in your arms... and after having a big plate of hot chili, you might wish otherwise.

I wish for peace and harmony

4 Aug 2010

Granted I get a piece of harmony (did i misread that?)

I wish for another good night sleep, chili be damned!

Alone is not always a bad place to be

5 Aug 2010

your wish is granted but hid the beano!!!

i wish i had a limo

6 Aug 2010

granted .. but I get to use it ...

I wish I had a personal chef

6 Aug 2010

granted, but my skills are limited

I wish I was on the road for a year

Alone is not always a bad place to be

9 Aug 2010

Granted, but the road is a dead-end and you are stuck there. crybaby

I wish for a gardener

9 Aug 2010

Granted, but you will be plowed and tilled daily (lucky gardener!)

I wish for a green thumb!

Alone is not always a bad place to be

9 Aug 2010

Granted, I took a green a green sharpie and your thumb is a lovely shade of grass green.

I wish for an extra day off this week.

9 Aug 2010

granted, but you have to spend with me!

I wish for full body massage.

Alone is not always a bad place to be

10 Aug 2010

Granted but you're being massaged by a big fat man..

I wish i feel nothing. no pain sadness jealousy and everything. so i can dare to do everything i want

10 Aug 2010

I wish I could make others wishes come true

10 Aug 2010

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Granted but you're being massaged by a big fat man..

I wish i feel nothing. no pain sadness jealousy and everything. so i can dare to do everything i want

granted but now you feel no pleasure therefore you don't want to do anything

10 Aug 2010

granted but now you so tired granting everyone elses wishes that you fall over dead

I wish a kiss

10 Aug 2010

Granted ..but its from your pet dog ..

I wish for sunshine

10 Aug 2010

granted but it never sets making your home an uninhabitable desert.

I wish for a best friend and confidante

Alone is not always a bad place to be

10 Aug 2010

Granted but itis a goldfish that will die in three days.

I wish to own my own mountain.

10 Aug 2010

granted but all approaches to the mountain are surrounded by flesh eating bacteria

I wish I had the secret to happiness

Alone is not always a bad place to be

10 Aug 2010

Granted, but you end up miserable.

I wish to participate in a Lush Orgy.

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10 Aug 2010

granted but your participation is limited to watching people's belongings and handing out protection

I wish for an end to the horrendous heat

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11 Aug 2010

wish granted

i wish for friendship that is loyal

11 Aug 2010

granted ..

I wish for a hug..

11 Aug 2010

granted

A great big bear hug!

I wish for a new cell phone, lush compatible

Alone is not always a bad place to be

11 Aug 2010

granted but the phone only comes in bright pink and only gets phone calls from Big Jim (from around the block) asking if you like it in the mouth or the butt.

I wish I could win a marathon

11 Aug 2010

Granted, you win but can't stop running and you keep on running for ever and ever

I wish I were a wish come true

11 Aug 2010

YOU are a WISH come TRUE!!!!!as i hug you tightly~~~ granted but now you have to hug everybody that needs it!!

I wish for a good evening of sleep!!!!

11 Aug 2010

*gives Eey a never ending hug holding her tightly as she sleeps, having an evening that lasts for 10 years*

I wish I could have a peaceful evening

11 Aug 2010

granted, come on over... but you might not want to ever leave.

I wish for turquoise velvety rose