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Be Careful What You Wish For.........

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Granted but hurry it is only till midnight sunday

i wish for a romantic evening
granted but it last for only a moment as a herd of cattle come running through destroying everything

i wish for my best friend to realize i exist
granted your best friend knows now you exist but will not be visible to sight

i wish to be with my friends back in Canada... sad

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Granted you to be with your friends in Canada, but your passport is revoked and you have to stay

I wish for 3 three more wishes
3 wishes granted but each undoes the previous one

i wish just for one day to be just me!!
Wish granted but I get to watch

I wish I could spend the next day with Eeyore
granted but she kicks youin the head and knocks you out

wish I could find the key to happiness


Alone is not always a bad place to be
I wish i could have my fairytale
"We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves." -François de la Rochefoucauld
Granted, but it ends on a very tragic note.

I wish I was a showgirl in Las Vegas.

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Lonelyforgood:
Granted, you find the key to happiness but you die two seconds later.

Lady Sharon:
Granted, but you have to have sex with the ugliest, stinkiest fatest guy you've ever seen. Remember to bring nose plugs.

I wish that all my friends on Lush forgive me for being gone for so long... so sorry everyone. T^T
granted, for the only one who remembers you!

I wish I could move to Canada!


Alone is not always a bad place to be
Granted but you have go naked.

I wish I was a was tall dark and hadnsomw
granted, but you are a stately oak!

I wish I was back in high school!


Alone is not always a bad place to be
Granted, you are now the janitor of a high school.

I wish for a foot rub.
Granted, unfortunately your rub is a barbecue rub put on by the cannibals who captured you!

I wish I was a wizard with words


Alone is not always a bad place to be
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I wish I was a wizard with words


You are, but you have to proofread, edit and rewrite all your friends erotic stories, their online personal ads, those replies they receive, the eulogies to all family funerals and all the toasts on joyous occasions.

I wish I could get a dark, bronze tan without burning my caucasian skin for a month every summer.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
wish granted but its a spray on tan


wish for peace on lush
Foster Brooks is now at Peace

I wish for a piece in lush
GRANTED no buts. JUST GRANTED

I wish i could talk to nicola and thank her for giving me and the rest lush.
your wish is granted but then she revokes your membership

I wish i was 30 again
Granted but you keep your current body and relationships

I wish for a two week trip to Vegas


Alone is not always a bad place to be
granted but you forgot all your money back at your home and dont have not even check or credit card.

I wish people would see all the efforts i've made with everything
Granted but they dont give you the kudos you deserve

I wish I could meet all my Lush friends for a huge party!!
granted but you are there to bus tables.

I wish for the a/c to start working at my office!


Alone is not always a bad place to be
Granted ..but it's stuck on the coldest setting

I wish .. to have fun
Granted but you have to have it with me.

I wish I was on a beach.
granted but its closed for jellyfish

I wish that I would meet THE ONE
Granted.. no buts everyone deserves someone special

I wish to be somewhere else
Granted, if only I could!

I wish to be emailed by someone special


Alone is not always a bad place to be
Granted but by Publisher's Clearinghouse

I wish I would be put out to stud