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Be Careful What You Wish For.........

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Granted .. but it's just a picture ..

I wish for chocolate
Granted... but you have to share with me....


I wish I could have a certain some one special here with me and my husband.........
granted but your uncle cannot stay long

I wish for a long passionate kiss


Alone is not always a bad place to be
granted, but it's with a monkey

I wish for a good book to read
You are given an autographed copy of your favorite book, however it's written in a language that you can not read and are unable to learn.

I wish that I could meet 4 of my favorite actors.
Granted but two of them are animals ...

I wish I could see the meteor shower ..
Granted, however your best friend is squished by the lone meteor to hit earth.

I wish that I could jump into my favorite books anytime I wanted.
Granted but only in the epilogue

I wish for a fun filled evening


Alone is not always a bad place to be
Granted but we all join you ..

I wish to meet my friends from lushland ..
Granted, however you can not see or hear them.

I wish I could dance.
granted but only square dancing

I wish I could meet a dragon


Alone is not always a bad place to be
granted but he breathes fire on you and you die

I wish I could have new apple computer
granted....but there is worms in it.

I wish to have a clean kitchen.
granted but only clean because it contains no appliances

I wish for a flower garden


Alone is not always a bad place to be
Granted......but you have to travel North

I wish for a nice cool breeze coming through my window
Granted but it is raining in and everything gets soaked

I wish that my son's wedding and junk were over !!!!!!!!
Granted but THEY move in with you.
well Dwin as you didn't make a wish you will never have another original thought in your life silly

i wish for a chocolate cake to land on my head
The chocolate cake lands on your head but you're alergic to chocolate.

I wish I could finish something (See two wishes ago)
granted, but then you find something else you haven't finished and the process starts all over

I wish I were a cat
Granted, but you become the pet to somebody who's allergic to cats.

I wish I was Halle Berry.

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[quote=I wish I was Halle Berry.
Granted But now you're, ahhh, Halle Berry
since you didnt leave me anything to grant you i grant you to be halle barry's next omlette

I wish I could go to the cayman islands one more time
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since you didnt leave me anything to grant you i grant you to be halle barry's next omlette
That's bad?

I wish I could go to the cayman islands one more time


Granted but there is a cue and diplomatic relations are cut off and you're trapped at the airport
grrreat !!!!!! so i guess i will have to find a nice young man and see if he can help me with a charter


WUR have ice tea or cappachino or iced coffee?
granted but it taste bad

I wish I already had my passport(miss the days when Americans and Canadians didn't need them to go across the border
It's granted, but TG and I can't get ours in time to join you two.

I wish I could see all my friends smile in one day.
grated but your foster grants were fake and all you can see is black

i wish i had a tan
granted but its a fake spray tan and make you look like an orange cheezel

i wish i knew who i was
Granted but You have an identity crisis

I wish I could fly.