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Be Careful What You Wish For.........

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Granted...but you get called back in to work at 10am.

I wish it was Christmas already
SilverArdorDragon
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Granted, however all you get is flavorless, sugar-free gum.

I wish my best friend & I still lived in the same town.
Guest
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Granted but it's in Alantic City, WY

I wish I had an 8" cock
Guest
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Granted but it never gets hard

I wish I was in Toronto right now
Guest
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Granted but your now 10 miles North of Steubenville, OH

I wish I was Tall
SilverArdorDragon
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Granted, however you are now so tall you keep hitting your head on doorjams everytime you enter a room.

I wish I had the two pet farrets I want.
lonelyforgood
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Granted but they breed like rabbits and take over your home

I wish for a good night sleep


Alone is not always a bad place to be
facsuper
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Granted but you late for work agine
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.
scarletblue
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Facsuper did not wish for anything ..

so I wish he gets a day of pampering ...
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Wish granted but Facsuper find himself strapped to a baby's bottom.

I wish I could fire an idiot who works for us.
LadySharon
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granted, but it's only 8" in your dreams.

I wish I was a supermodel like Naomi Campbell, minus the drama.

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scarletblue
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Granted but I get to be Gisele Bundchen

I wish I was miles away from where I am right now
Guest
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Granted but you're Michael Jackson or Elvis or J Paul Getty

I wish I had a new car.
LusciousLola
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Granted, along with the new car comes a new job, delivering eggs to local cafes.

I wish for night passion filled night.
lonelyforgood
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Granted and darn if it isn't with me!

I wish to fulfill a certain flowers wish!


Alone is not always a bad place to be
lonelyforgood
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Granted and darn if it isn't with me!

I wish to fulfill a certain flowers wish!


Alone is not always a bad place to be
scarletblue
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Granted but i get one too

I wish everybody receives a hug today ..

I still grant LL wish

and lonely yours is granted too !
LusciousLola
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Granted.
I wish I had less weeds in my garden.
lonelyforgood
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Granted and again I will help tend your garden

I wish for a one way ticket to Honduras


Alone is not always a bad place to be
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Granted, but when you get there, there's no where to stay but with a bum in his shack.

I wish for coffe
scarletblue
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Granted ..visit us in the bar .we have the best coffee ever !

I wish for eccentric friends
CLSW
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i grant your wish but they are like mother teresa.
i wish for outstanding oral sex
Get on Get in Enjoy the ride
facsuper
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Ganted but Mother Teresa come in


Have all night alone with you
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.
scarletblue
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Granted but its with someone you mistook for me ...

I wish to go deep sea fishing
SilverArdorDragon
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Granted, however you don't get a licene for it so you get fined for it.

I wish I could meet my fave wrestlers.
Eeyore123
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granted you meet then and find out they are gay

I want a desert island and complete seduction
facsuper
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granted but it has no clean water


I wish I was with you on the island
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.
scarletblue
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Granted but the rest of the gang is there too

I wish I could tango
facsuper
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Gaanted but your partner has step on your toes



I wish a winery
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.