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Be Careful What You Wish For.........

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granted ......................



but i have to taste each one before it can be bottled

i want a tour of the winery
Granted I want one too ..

i wish i could go on a cruise
Granted but it at the riverboat ride at the kiddie park

I wish for a sexy weekend


Alone is not always a bad place to be
sexy weekend granted but you are the only person besides the cannibals

i wish for sexy new dress
granted but its made out of tissue so when it gets wet it vanishes...

I wish my colds were gone so i can taste and smell food again
a big bag of money
Granted you have a bit bag of money, but you have to spend it all to get fritzies well again.

I wish for more afternoons like these.
granted ..but i get to spend it with you ..mines was boring smile

i wish L/Lola get all that she wishes for
Granted.
I wish for Scarlet to be my newest friend.LoLi6vtUuC4LDrOy
granted but then your afternoons with her will still be boring


I wish for a car
Granted but it is a Hot Wheels Car

I wish for a day of peace


Alone is not always a bad place to be
granted but the next 72 days that follow are filled with chaos

i wish for a holiday
Granted but you can't take it until 2012

I wish for a good nights sleep
Granted, but while you're sleeping so well a foxy woman tries and tires to have sex with you, but... you just wont wake!

I wish for my noodles to boil quicker!!!

AmberLynn
however they'll boil so much they'll float away in the air.......

i wish to fly like a bird
Granted, but it only lasts 45 seconds.

Hope you didn't get too high!

I wish to not be so full I'm going to explode.

AmberLynn
Granted but you fart at the wrong time


I wish to have a great day
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.

Granted but we all have one too

I wish to meet some funny people
Granted, but it is a bus of 72 small clowns coming to your house for dinner in full make up

I wish for a day and night with Jamie Lee Curtis


Alone is not always a bad place to be
Granted, but she's sitting next to you while you're in a coma.

I wish I could go someplace where no one could find me so I can try to feel ok again.
Dare to get poisoned? Then try kissing me...
granted snap middle of the sahara desert

i wish for fufilment
Granted but you're never seen again.

I wish I could sex with two women at once.
Granted but its only in your dreams

I wish i was Lady gaga for a week
Granted but is a week when she is in the rehab hospital for recovery

I wish to seduce Shania Twain


Alone is not always a bad place to be
Granted, but it's the Shania Twain from a drag queen show in Vegas.


I wish for a new bottle of nail polish.
Granted, but I have to apply it for you.

I wish for a flower garden


Alone is not always a bad place to be
granted but its on Farmville

I wish for a box of chocolates
granted but it is full of weeds.

I wish for a new computer
Get on Get in Enjoy the ride
Scartlet Granted but you must share them with all your friends

CLSW Granted you have a new computer, but it is password protected, and you don't have the password.

I wish for lots of road construction tomorrow.
granted but it happens after you go to work so you can't get home

I wish for shower with a beautiful woman.


Alone is not always a bad place to be