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Be Careful What You Wish For.........

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granted ..but you are left alone for ever

I wish for a fresh start with her
granted but you wont be happy
i wish for health for everyone
Granted by you will be sick

I wish I could forgive
granted but they forget
wish people would be nice
Granted but you gag on their sweetness

I wish for a rainbow.
Granted, but it rains.

I wish for understanding.
granted but now no one makes any sense to u

I wish for a week in a tropic isle
Granted by it will storm

I wish a day off from work.
granted but you have to work 78 hours straight next week.


wish for happiness
granted
but you will live there all by yourself
I wish i could stay over Australia for a month and pay my lady a visit.
Granted, but she is incarcerated

I wish I was on a cruise with a beautiful woman


Alone is not always a bad place to be
granted but it is a cruise for drag queens....

i wish i was sitting in front of the fireplace snuggling with my lover on a snowy day.
granted but oops I misread it and thought you said liver

I wish I won the lottery


Alone is not always a bad place to be
Granted but it was for a "Green Card Lottery"

I wish for a weekend at the spa
grantd guest wil come live with you ==permanetly


I wish for 20 mg of morphine right now!!!!!!
Granted, but Contessa is upset about it and will hunt you down

I wish to be ravished


Alone is not always a bad place to be
Granted, but you have to wait in line, but here is lush story to read till it is your turn.

I wish for the day off today!!
granted, but you have to spend it with me!

I wish to be a great author.


Alone is not always a bad place to be
Granted , but they turn your best seller into a zombie film


I wish i could time travel
Granted, but it only goes into the future and you age as you travel

I wish I was in bed with a beautiful woman


Alone is not always a bad place to be
granted, but its your mother

I wish for a kiss
granted, but is a frog who is definitely not a prince

I wish for a night of passion


Alone is not always a bad place to be
granted but its with me

I wish for a whole weekend of passion
lucky you it is granted and it will be with me!

I wish for no interruptions on our weekend


Alone is not always a bad place to be
Granted but even room service stops knocking on the door


I wish for a stack of pancakes
Granted, but it is a stack of pancake makeup

I want a perfectly grilled steak


Alone is not always a bad place to be
granted but u cant eat it cos ur tongue is swollen


wish to sleep