Granted but you must feel better
I wish for sunshine!
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Be Careful What You Wish For.........
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granted but when you arrive home you find your house has burnt down.
Iwish for a pear tree
Iwish for a pear tree
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Granted, but you have to work a 168 hour week.
I wish for a Jaguar XF.
I wish for a Jaguar XF.
If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill
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Granted you get a Jag, but the guy you stole it from is bloody mad and has vowed to castrate you.
I wish to go to Chicago for a weekend.
I wish to go to Chicago for a weekend.
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Granted. Unfortunately it is as a backstage labourer for El Crappo cruise lines version of the hit Broadway musical as you sail the Arabian Gulf between Yemen and Somalia. Good luck with that.
I wish, for once, I did not have a "Honey do..." list for just one week-end.
I wish, for once, I did not have a "Honey do..." list for just one week-end.
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Granted, however you do have a 'Honey Do Not' list. (Example: 'Honey do not even think of touching me this week end')
I wish I could go on a cruise, a nice long one.
I wish I could go on a cruise, a nice long one.
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Granted but it is on the S.S. Minnow and Gilligan is the first mate. You will be gone for a long long time.
I wish I could fix life's little problems.
I wish I could fix life's little problems.
Alone is not always a bad place to be
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Granted, unfortunately it is kept clean by Conchita, the cute & sexy maid your hubby has been screwing on the side. He finally kicks you out on your ass, however, your (former) house is sparkling.
I wish my football team, Arsenal, would win at least one trophy this year....please!!!!
I wish my football team, Arsenal, would win at least one trophy this year....please!!!!
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Advanced Wordsmith
I will grant it but ............ the top 5 best players will be sick for the rest of the season
i wish for chocolate
i wish for chocolate
Advanced Wordsmith
Granted but she does not like u
i wish for sound sleep
i wish for sound sleep
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Your wish is granted but then goes on a rampage and kills the town
I wish for the power of invisibility
I wish for the power of invisibility
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Your wish is granted but its the flavor that upsets your stomach and spend the whole day sick
I wish for a more intimate friend
I wish for a more intimate friend
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Granted, however it's your proctolagist. (sorry if that's spelled wrong)
I wish that I could meet, and spend a week learning from, my four favorite chefs.
I wish that I could meet, and spend a week learning from, my four favorite chefs.
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Granted but they only show you to snake the best sandwich
I wish for a better computer
I wish for a better computer
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garanted but it still dont work
i wish for understanding
i wish for understanding
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granted but a loved one is very ill
wishes was a cure for cancer
wishes was a cure for cancer
Active Ink Slinger
granted but u are ill
wish to meet all friends and party
wish to meet all friends and party
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granted but u are ill
wish to meet all friends and party
wish to meet all friends and party