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Be Careful What You Wish For.........

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Granted but the party was over
I wish to fly
granted you can now fly but only in circles around the washington dc memorial

I wish for a month of no dr visits
Granted but you are too sick to go to the doctors.

I wish for it all to be okay.
granted..but then you are all well and alone

wish I could have a do over of the last three weeks
Granted, but the closeness you got with someone is taken a way.

I wish I never fell in Love.
granted but u will be unhappy

wish my daughter passes her driving test
Granted, but she will be gone since she is driving all the time with friends.

I wish for specail dream to come true. smile
Your wish is granted and your dream comes true, but it only lasts for 38 minutes.



I wish for a naked woman with a Reddi Wip bikini.
granted but she will only let another woman lick it off

I wish I could have to power to grant everyones wishes to come true
Granted, but none of your wishes will come true.

I wish that Bikebum's mom will be okay.
Granted, but you must be with them for encouraging support. (feeling generous *wink*)

I wish for snow to fall only for Christmas Day this year.
Granted but there will be so much snow that you will be trapped at home....

I wish I was on a beach in Barbados, sipping on a tropical drink....
Granted, but no sooner do you finish the drink they close down the beach. Some story about toxic waste.

I wish for a week of sound sleep.
Granted, but it may be followed by 2 weeks of no sleep

I wish I was on a deserted island with Jessica Biel
Granted, however you are lost on this huge island and can't find her.

I wish I could go to every concert I want to for free for the rest of my life.
Granted but they are all beethovrn

wish i could get 8 hrs of strsight sleep just one night
Granted, but they will be filled with nightmares

I wish I could retire and move to Hawaii
Granted but the economy takes a dive again and you find yourself retired and completely broke.

I wish cheesecake had no fat or calories so I could eat more than one tiny slice.
amor est spiritus qui nos alet
love is the breath that sustains us
Granted, but then it would taste so bad you wouldnt want to eat it.

I wish I was a 17yo highschool girl but knew what I know now
granted but they spray paint you locker bright red

i wish for happiness for the world
Granted, but it only lasts for a second then all the radical extremists cant handle Peace and makes it worse than ever before

I wish to have an all-girl orgy with my Sexy Lush Girlfriends and the Girls from Deal or No Deal
Granted, but after a few minutes they decide they just want you to watch.

I wish I could have everything I ever wanted.
Quote by xLUSCioUSx
Granted, but after a few minutes they decide they just want you to watch.

I wish I could have everything I ever wanted.



AWWWWWWWWWWWWW, That is CRUEL,LOL!!!



Granted, but you quickly find you were mush happier before

I wish I wasnt addicted to Lush Forum Games!
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Quote by xLUSCioUSx
Granted, but after a few minutes they decide they just want you to watch.

I wish I could have everything I ever wanted.



AWWWWWWWWWWWWW, That is CRUEL,LOL!!!



Granted, but you quickly find you were mush happier before

I wish I wasnt addicted to Lush Forum Games!


HAHA i know!!!...


Granted, but then you have this emptiness inside you that cant be filled and you realize how much you enjoyed being an addict.

I wish men weren't so dumb
Granted, but then they wouldnt be MEN................Sorry Guys!

I wish time would slow down, it passes by so fast
Granted, but then you can't wait for a certain day to get here and time is moving so slow, so it seems it will never come.

I wish that my hair was long
granted but its your pubic hair.

I wish i had someone to caht to
Granted, but you may not like what they have to say

I wish I could be naked at work
I will grant it, but you work as the concierge at the world's only igloo hotel.

I wish to be a male prostitute.