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Be Careful What You Wish For.........

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Granted, you feel completely at peace until you realize it isn't quite as quiet as you'd hoped. They've opened a playground next to your home.

I wish I had a pitcher of sangria and a warm sunny day to enjoy it.
amor est spiritus qui nos alet
love is the breath that sustains us
Granted ...but then all your friends arrive and finish it all before you are able to get any.

I wish I had a harem of beautiful woman who's only wish was to please me - LOL .......(yeah ...dream on - hahaha)
Granted... but then they don't all look like Liz Hurley.

I wish I could go on a loooong holiday. Anywhere would be fine, I'm not picky... LOL
You know me far too well - hahaha ....and ...your wish is granted -problem being, it's in Spain ...with an ex-pat called; J ****** (heheheheehe)

I wish it were still Saturday **wicked grin**
Keep the wish then...

Granted... but you'll have to share all the details with me on Monday! hahahaha

I wish that I could have a hotel room to use at my leisure when ever I wanted.
Granted but then you get Pneumonia and can't perform.

I wish that I could have a massage right now...
Granted... but Conny, myself and a few others aren't available... (LOL!)

I wish that I had red shoes...
Granted... although I might be a stalker...

I wish that I didn't have to go to tomorrow's meeting...
Granted... but then you have to give it to me as compensation for looking after you two for the day...

I wish that I can see snow...
Granted ...but only in pictures

I wish I could get somebody helpful at the tax office - useless pricks!!!
Granted, but you find out you a fortune beacuse of illegal deductions you made

I wish all my Christmas shopping was finished
Granted... but then the lights are out and you have to sit in the dark.

I wish that everyone has a good day. (Yes, its my good deed for the day! hahaha)
Granted ...but you don't have one (hehehe ...sorry ...a little out of character - but it's the name of the game - mwha)

I wish that, just some of my fantasies, could become reality
Granted... but it would be with Al's ugly chicks... (See I can also do out of character hehehehe)

I wish that I could have had another glass of wine at the lunch today...
Granted... however the puppy eats everything in sight.

I wish that I could have a quick nap... just 10 minutes...
Granted... but its as my sex slave... (although I don't think you'd mind!)

I wish for Dude to be my sex slave... hahahaha
Granted ...but he insists on bringing his mates as well (Al;though that wouldn't be too bad I guess)

I wish that Santa would bring me a tall blonde nymphomaniac
For Ruby!!

Granted, but you later find out he has filmed everything to sell on the internet

I wish I could spend 5 days in Cabo with 10 of my favorite Lushies to relieve Holiday Stress
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Granted ...but he insists on bringing his mates as well (Al;though that wouldn't be too bad I guess)

I wish that Santa would bring me a tall blonde nymphomaniac


Granted, But HE has a headache!!

I wish it snows on Christmas
Granted ...but after the first day you all end up with alcohol poisoning and end up on drips for the duration

I wish I could have many more hours in a day to do all the things I need to
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Granted ...but he insists on bringing his mates as well (Al;though that wouldn't be too bad I guess)

I wish that Santa would bring me a tall blonde nymphomaniac


Granted, But HE has a headache!!

I wish it snows on Christmas



Granted ...all ten feet of it - leaving you completely house-bound


I wish a wealthy aunt would leave me a fortune - so I didn't have to toil all day and spend more time doing the things I want
Granted ... however it's all in Japanees curansy and you can not exchange it for anything else.


I wish I didn't get so blasted cold in the snow/winter.
Granted ...but you now suffer from overly productive sweat glands

I wish I travel into another dimension where the world is populated with only decent people