Granted, but your only customers are also MALE......................................NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT! LOL
I wish could have sex with some past historical figures or celebrities, just to see what they were like in bed
Granted, but the famous figures who end up in your bed are the ones who disgust you.
I wish all the people who claim to be open minded, really were open minded.
amor est spiritus qui nos alet
love is the breath that sustains us
granted but they are so open minded that they can't make a decision
I wish for a mild winter season
Granted but it lasts 'til June
I wish I get fucked tonight or tomorrow or the next...
Granted but your partners will all be in their 90s.
I wish that Mrs B would cuck me.
Granted, but you hate it.
I wish to have a hard cock in me right now....
Granted for your great great grandchildren.
I wish for an awesome exotic car.
Granted, but it's the earliest model of a Model-T from the 1900s.
I wish I had a chocolate sundae.
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Granted. You have a chocolate sundae, the worlds largest, and you are the cherry on top.
I wish that a Christmas tree would be delivered to me on Friday.
Granted. It will be delivered but you are the angel on top ...and you know where that tree fits?? - **ouch**
I wish I could have a cigarette right now
granted, but it's spiked with an explosive toothpick thingie.
I wish I could have a beautiful woman sitting next to me right now...
Granted, But She Hates Men
I Wish I Was Naked In A Hot Tub With Jessica Biel
Granted but she is too busy chatting on her iPhone and doesn't notice you.
I wish to be involved in a MFF threesome
Granted, but I get to be the main course!
I wish to get my passport.
Granted. But while in Ireland, the Irish economic collapse forces the shutdown of all their airports and you are left with no way home.
I wish to have one day experiencing what it is like to be a beautiful woman.
Granted- but you are incarnated into Britney Spears with clippers in your hand.
I wish I could teleport around the continent
Granted, but you'd better pick wisely because you only get one stop!
I wish for a night of dirty passionate sex.
Granted--However you do not get to chose your partner.
I wish for season hockey tickets
Granted ...but they are sadly in the very back row next to the bathrooms
I wish for a week/month/lifetime of unadulterated passion with the woman of my dreams
Granted but you suffer Erectile disfunction and you cannot have sex with her
I wish for for my SO to want to have anal sex
Granted, but All the lube in the world is gone.
I wish for another Job in another town/city
Granted but the company you work for declares bankruptcy a month after you move there
I wish to have good feeback and positive comments on my story I just submitted to lush
Granted but you end up working as the towel boy at the town prison in Deliverance, USA
I wish Lush was a real town that I lived in.
Granted, but you are the bearded lady at the Lush city circus.
I wish for a busy day at work tomorrow.
Granted--however you are the only one that does not call in sick and you have to do EVERYTHING
I wish I had some peanut butter
Granted....but your joy over your new found peanut butter quickly turns to despair when you realize you have no jelly.
I wish I had some strawberry jelly.
Granted ...but as hard as you try - you cannot get the lid off
I wish I could stop smoking easily
Granted......... But only for one day, then you`ll smoke 100 a day and smell like and ash tray and you`ll never find another sexual partner.
I wish for peace and quite.
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