Be Careful What You Wish For.........

1 Dec 2010

Granted... but you realise that you are too late to book a flight.

I wish that my favourite song would play on the radio

1 Dec 2010

It does ...but the crackling's unbearable

I wish that I could kick Javier's arse for being so rude to other participants on the forums

1 Dec 2010

granted... but your foot gets stuck.

i wish i could not have so many guys posts instantly pop up above me right after i post to a girl in "would your fuck the person above you" type threads

1 Dec 2010

Granted ...but please fuck off - you have started me laughing all over again - that was the funniest I have seen - so many "boys" wanting to fuck, lick and touch each other ...in fact I can't even type properly ....laughing too much ...tears again!!!!!!!!!!! okay STOP!!!

I wish we could have more days like today - the endorphines(sp) dominated my body from all the laughing -thanks guys - you made it real!!!

1 Dec 2010

granted but its only guys who respond to your

i wish i owned a telecaster

2 Dec 2010

Granted... but then Fender doesn't make them anymore and you have to choose something else....

I wish I could go watch HP again...

2 Dec 2010

Granted ...but the movie house is full of HP fans, screaming and whistling throughout the entire performance

I wish that my annual holiday would now start

2 Dec 2010

Granted... but you first have to get through the next week and a half...

I wish that I could punch our CEO! hahahahaha

2 Dec 2010

Wish granted - but she punches back

Wish I could just get my dog to stop digging F****g holes and stop eating my plants and irrigation

2 Dec 2010

Its a he... and if he punched back I'd kick him... hahahaha.

Granted... but then he starts barking the whole time instead.

I wish that I was in the mood to actually work a little.

2 Dec 2010

Granted ... However you become a workaholic. (Sorry about my spelling!)

I wish my best friend lived closer to me.

2 Dec 2010

Granted, but then your best friend starts stalking you...

I wish that Santa brings me a Canon SLR for Christmas...

2 Dec 2010

Granted, But The Lens Cap Is Glued On

I Wish More Of My Lush Friends Were Online When I Am

2 Dec 2010

Granted, only they are all speeking in Latin.

I wish I could find a new copy of a book that was stolen from me.

2 Dec 2010

Quote by SilverArdorDragon
Granted, only they are all speeking in Latin.

I wish I could find a new copy of a book that was stolen from me.

Granted, But All The Good Parts Of "Masturbation For Dummies" Are Blacked Out

I Wish I Could Speak Latin

2 Dec 2010

Quote by Nikki703
Quote by SilverArdorDragon
Granted, only they are all speeking in Latin.

I wish I could find a new copy of a book that was stolen from me.

Granted, But All The Good Parts Of "Masturbation For Dummies" Are Blacked Out

I Wish I Could Speak Latin

that wasn't the book. laughing2

Granted, but now that's all you can speak.

I wish I could shapeshift into a Dragon. (I know it's crazy.)

2 Dec 2010

Granted.. but the powers that be got the wrong wish and you're turned into a werewolf...

I wish that I could have some dessert now.. any kind would be fine ;-)

2 Dec 2010

Granted ....boutique hotel??? - hehehe

I wish I could go to a secluded island and be with somebody that really means something to me

2 Dec 2010

Granted... but then that person gets sick...

I wish that I had a Blackberry....

2 Dec 2010

Granted ...but then it turns into a gooseberry

I wish I didn't have so much on tomorrow ...and could chat to my on-line lover!!!!!!! **wicked grin**

2 Dec 2010

Granted.... but then your online lover is stuck in meetings the whole day and you'll end up alone... sad but true...

I wish that I had a crystal ball...

2 Dec 2010

Granted ...but you realise you can't fit into your denims with crystal balls - hehehe

I wish that Ruby had all the time in the world to chat to me all day

2 Dec 2010

Hahahaha... I mean't one of those that can tell the future sweetie... hahaha

Oh, and granted... cause Ruby is caught chatting on lush and the new boss fires her....

I wish that my internet at home had a better connection... (I know I've wished for this before)

3 Dec 2010

Granted but Your computer won't turn on.

I wish I felt better.

3 Dec 2010

Granted... but you feel so much better that you can't stop smiling and your face hurts.

I wish that it was home time here already... its a looong day.

3 Dec 2010

Granted but the next working day you start two hours early...
I wish the dogs next door wouldnt bark all through the night.

3 Dec 2010

Granted.. but then the birds start chirping in the middle of the night...

I wish that I didn't need to put in overtime this weekend...

3 Dec 2010

Granted but you become bored and start taking photocopies of certain body parts. Forgetting them on the tray

I wish I could make love tonight

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

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3 Dec 2010

Granted but the only willing participant is a big dude named Bubba

I wish that I could get a puppy...

3 Dec 2010

Granted but your eating at Long John Silver's, Hush...

I wish I could get into that Cherry Slipper above