Granted - now you can't get it off
I wish for my woman to be home soon!
granted but then you get an urgent call and have to leave..
I wish all my housework was already done.
Granted... but then you have to do grocery shopping.
I wish that all my contracts could send themselves... lol
Granted but they are sent to your competition giving them confidential information.
I wish my driveway and sidewalks would shovel themselves
Granted... but then like in Harry Potter the Shovel becomes evil and chases you around your driveway.
I wish I didn't need to edit articles today.
Granted but seeing as you didn't do it you end up losing your job.
I wish I could find that yummy wine again
granted, you'll be able to find it but you can't drink it.
i wish i could spend my holidays back in canada.
Granted but you end up in Winnipeg
I wish I could finish decorating the house for Christmas
Ohh dogs! Nice! - granted but they start humping all your guests when the walk into your house.
I wish I could see my parents again
granted but you get the worst knee pain in your life unable to walk
I wish I could have the house to ourselves
Granted but then you have to leave.
I wish it was the weekend.
Granted but your house catches on fire
I wish I could have 5 days off in a row
Granted but then for the next 6 months you have no days off at all.
I wish it was xmas so I could give everyone their presents.
Granted, but then no one likes their pressies...
I wish that I didn't need to be at work today!
granted but you have to be there for 7 days straight
I wish I could win the lottery
Granted but then I have the same numbers on my ticket and you have to share the cash.
I wish I could go for my next tattoo.
Granted however your tatoo artist ends up being 7 years old
I wish today's work day woud be over
Granted... but time goes slow...
I wish that I had all the answers to life.
Granted... however the scroll with the answers is in gibberish and you can not read ot.
I wish there was no ice on the roads.
Granted, however, its hot on Christmas, and most of your family members drink too much eggnog and spoil your day. (sorry but its just the name of the game).
I wish that I didn't feel so tired...
granted but you are so full of energy it starts to annoy those around you
I wish I could have slept in
Granted, but you don't wake up for days.
I wish I could be somewhere else.
granted but where you go still doesnt make you happy.
I wish I didnt have a headache
Granted... your headache is gone..but you when your pain left your head.. so did all your hair...
I wish for an erotic night with passions unleashed....
granted...but in 6 weeks ur pregnant...
i wish my streak of no sex in 16 months was over...
Granted... but your 16 months of no sex were ended when you were sleeping and you missed the entire action of the three pump chump...
I wish I had esp to know what others were really thinking...
granted but then you realise you dont want to know anymore and cant stop it.
I wish for chocolate.
Ha! They would have to stop doing it first, worse then rabbits. My poor girl hates it! 
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