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Be Careful What You Wish For.........

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Granted, but its the chocolate you don't really like...

I wish that I didn't show my weakness and cry this morning.
lovely_lady
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granted but you burst out into a fit of laughter at a very inappropriate moment.
I wish I could talk to the one I am missing most.
Dan66
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Granted, but they don't want to listen.
I wish for a relaxing massage.
Guest
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Granted, but after your massage you are so relaxed that you can't walk....

I wish that I didn't have to be at home today...
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Granted, but you have to spend the day ringing a bell outside Wal-Mart for the Salvation Army...

I wish all my Christmas shopping was already done
LusciousLola
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Granted all your shopping is done. You got everyone on your list an autographed picture of you dressed as a chicken.

I wish I didn't click the post button when I want to click on cancel.
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Granted, you have clicked on cancel, but your computer spontaneously combusted immediately afterwards.

I wish the roads weren't snowy, icy and dangerous.
Guest
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Granted - however, to grant your wish it will mean that that it would be snowy icy and dangerous somewhere sunny...

I wish that I wasn't so aggressive lately.
LusciousLola
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Granted, your new position is on your knees.

I wish for a new toy.
Guest
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Granted you got a new toy, but it's broken out of the box

I wish i was a better singer
Guest
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Granted... but you have to live a double life like Hannah Montanna... **weird look** where did that come from? hahahaha

I wish that I could start reading my new sex book...
Guest
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Granted... but you have to live a double life like Hannah Montanna... **weird look** where did that come from? hahahaha

HAHAHA!! that was a really good one!

Granted, but your book is written in braille

I wish my sleep schedule was normal
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Granted.... but if your sleeping schedule does become normal... then you won't be your sparkly self.

I wish that I could have another massage... feels like I'm floating. smile
Henry
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Granted... but you realize that a big, burly, ugly guy is giving you the massage.

I wish I could talk to that one special person.
lovely_lady
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granted but next week you get no weekend.
I wish I could get a nice long massage.
LusciousLola
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Granted, but the therapists hands feel like sandpaper and you get a rash from the lotion she used.

I wish for a big tub to soak in.
gimmesumpussy
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granted but you fall asleep and drown

i wish for an island and all the sex i can want from the women on it
Leana2008
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granted but a tsunami will consume in the next five minutes
i wish for a new job
BigDaddyRich
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granted, but the company will sell out next week and they will outsource everything.

I wish everyone would have good health, and be happy.
Well that's just my opinion, sorry if you don't like.

BigDaddyRich
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Granted, everyone on earth is healthy and happy, but then aliens attack and start an intergallactic war

I wish I could play the piano
Guest
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Wish granted - but the piano is so out of tune that it all sounds like garbage

I wish I were a duck ...well ...certainly until this bloody rain stops!! 9 days now!!!
Guest
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Granted, you are now a duck, unfortunately Elmer Fudd has given up hunting wascally wabbits, and switched to duckies!! Better watch your tail ;)

I wish I had 20/20 vision.
Guest
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Granted ...and now you suddenly realise how plug-ugly your partner actually is!!

I wish that my new puppy would go to sleep - feet look like a colander already - keeps biting them!!
lovely_lady
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Granted but then it yaps in its sleep all night.
I wish for some nice relaxing time.
Guest
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Granted ...but then that relaxing time turns the heat up ...and you become frustrated

I wish I could visit Melbourne - ;)
Guest
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Granted, but the person you're planning to see shows up at your doorstep at the same time..;)

I wish I was at a warm sunny beach sipping cocktails instead of this rain and cold weather
Iszofia
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Granted, but you are chronically allergic to the alcohol and break out in hives and rashes on top of your severely sunburned body, therefore spend the rest of your day in a dark, ice cold room.

I wish I could paint.
LusciousLola
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Granted, you can paint my toenails.

I wish for a big margarita on the rocks, with lots of salt.