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Be Careful What You Wish For.........

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Iszofia
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but you dehydrate from salt overload and slip into a coma

I wish I was super flexible.
CuriousButterfly
Flirtatiously Fluttering
granted but you end up having the worst stretch marks all over your body....
....I wish I could see my sweetheart everyday
lafayettemister
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but by the time you get there you're so tired from flapping your arms that you sleep the whole time you are there.

I wish I could see pics of all my Lush friends that don't have one of themselves on their profile!



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
lafayettemister
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but they'll cum tomorrow and it will be in the form of a facial.

I wish that just once I could live out one of the stories on Lush.



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Guest
Lurker
Granted but then your connection fails....

I just wished I wasn't snowed in today and could go away for a nice long sunny holiday
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but when you get to the sunny holiday, its raining!

I wish that I didn't spend so much money on old DVD's! LOL!
Henry
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but then Blu-Ray players get replaced the next month with the next big thing.

I wish that I could be with that special someone.
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but you're also with the 10 people you despise the most.

I wish all the snow would vanish.
Guest
Lurker
granted, but then it would rain for 2 months stright

i wish that it will snow on christmas!!
Guest
Lurker
Granted by no one will be able to come see you, because there is too much snow.

I wish this pain of missing someone would go away.
TopThis
Removalist
Granted but you'll hear their whisper in your ear all day.

I wish that my new friend would come back.
Guest
Lurker
Granted but he brings his whole family, all 25 of them

I wish I wouldn't have to miss my friends for a while....
Guest
Lurker
Granted but the while is short time

I wish I had two mistresses
CuriousButterfly
Flirtatiously Fluttering
granted but you can't get an erection when you are with them....

i wish i could move to the usa
TopThis
Removalist
Granted but you have to pay taxes (HA!)

I wish time could stand still.
SilverArdorDragon
Active Ink Slinger
Granted... however now everything and everyone is totaly unresponsive.


I wish my Dad lived in the same state as me.
FicklePickleTickle
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but that state is the state of confusion.

I wish Alyson Hannigan would sit on my face.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Guest
Lurker
Granted... but then she turns into a vampire and sucks you dry... Wait... that doesn't sound bad actually depending on which sucking we are talking about! LOL!

I wish that I had more time to spend online!
Guest
Lurker
granted...but you get fired and after a few months have no money to pay for the internet.

i wish i had a boyfriend.
FicklePickleTickle
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but he's a 5 year old boy and only a friend.


I wish women didn't ignore me so much.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Guest
Lurker
granted, but now you cant go anywhere because all of the women constantly surround you like a mob.

i wish i had more money for christmas.
FicklePickleTickle
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but it's all in worthless foreign money like seashells and beads.

I wish that the holidays weren't so stressful.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Henry
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but then the rest of the year is even more stressful.

I wish I had a kayak.
SilverArdorDragon
Active Ink Slinger
Granted... However it has an unfixable hole.


I wish I was an a cruise for Christmas.
Henry
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but the engines fail and you spend a miserable five days at see as a tug boat pulls you to port (oh wait,
that really did happen to people).

I wish I could be with that one special person.
Guest
Lurker
Granted and because this one remains top on your wish list...you get two private hrs!

Wish I could see like a cat!
Henry
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but you develop an irresistible desire for catnip.

I wish for... Beam me up Scotte