Granted but you get beamed to a smelly fatty with 50 cats..
I wish to be dancing under the moonlight at a beach party with my friends at New Years eve
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Granted... However it starts snowing very heavy.
I wish I could meet my top 5 favorite actors and top 5 favorite actresses.
I wish I could meet my top 5 favorite actors and top 5 favorite actresses.
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Granted... However, they're all related by marriage (and divorce) somehow and it turns out to be a bitch fest.
I wish I could fly.
I wish I could fly.
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granted but then your arms get sore.
I wish people would decide.
I wish people would decide.
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Granted, but then you have to live with their decision -- even if it is in your favor.
I wish I could go back into time.
I wish I could go back into time.
Granted, but you find yourself in London during the plague, and die a horrible, gruesome death at the age of eight, having never experienced a newborn puppy or a hot meal.
(I may have overdone that, but it's only fiction and wish no ill will towards Henry, who I'm sure is not deserving of such a fate.)
I wish to have a muscular, athletic body.
(I may have overdone that, but it's only fiction and wish no ill will towards Henry, who I'm sure is not deserving of such a fate.)
I wish to have a muscular, athletic body.
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Granted!(But a week later you are diagnosed Hypo-Thyroid, Diabetes, and Liver Failure.(not that you deserve such problems; but who does) I wish I could lose my virginity to an experienced, SEXY, 23 yr old who has no qualms teaching me to pleasure women.
"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
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Granted!(But a week later you are diagnosed Hypo-Thyroid, Diabetes, and Liver Failure.(not that you deserve such problems; but who does) I wish I could lose my virginity to an experienced, SEXY, 23 yr old who has no qualms teaching me to pleasure women.
so what do you wish for snake?
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker
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This is what I wish for (I wish I could lose my virginity to an experienced, SEXY, 23 yr old who has no qualms teaching me to pleasure women.)
"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
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granted but itll be the last time you have sex for the rest of your life
i wish for one relaxing day at a spa
i wish for one relaxing day at a spa
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Granted(even though you don't look like you need it). I wish I could meet -in person- any two (2) women of my choice from lush for some "FUN", and "LEARNING"(on my part) in a hotel room.
"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
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granted but you pass out from exhaustion half way thru it
i wish for girls night out in the city
i wish for girls night out in the city
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Granted! But your designated driver decides to bring you to the hotel I happen to be staying at and asks my help to play a practical joke on you by bringing you all up to my room undressing all of you putting you all in the same bed with me;) and giving you all temp. tatoos. [What is your reaction when you wake up?] I wish I owned a horse ranch somewhere in Texas.
"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
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lol i love temporary tattoos depends what they are lol
Granted but you lose the ranch to me in a month
i wish for a new bed
Granted but you lose the ranch to me in a month
i wish for a new bed
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Granted! But you have to buy another one a week later because of the "lessons" you gave me ;) [all 4 legs broke and the springs lost their springyness{don't know if that's even a word} ;) I wish all the american troops in combat zones will get to return home to their families and lead a much happier life than they had before they left their homes.
"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
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Alright, since everyone is afraid of this one, I'll do it just to start the fun back up.
Granted, but the rest of the world will suffer, starve, and lead much more unhappy lives, even the good people.
I wish that religious beliefs could be proved or disproved to end all of the arguments once and for all.
Granted, but the rest of the world will suffer, starve, and lead much more unhappy lives, even the good people.
I wish that religious beliefs could be proved or disproved to end all of the arguments once and for all.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
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Granted... However nobody is happy about what is proven to be true and they all start fighting about that.
I wish I could see my Grandmothers again.
I wish I could see my Grandmothers again.
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Granted! but youre all in heaven.
I wish I had my own laptop.
I wish I had my own laptop.
"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
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Granted, but it's from 1999 with Microsoft ME installed.
I wish I had a bouquet of roses.
I wish I had a bouquet of roses.
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Granted but they are full of thorns which cause you to prick your finger and jerk back thereby spilling the vase you just filled with water onto your new iphone that contains slightly over 432 text messages from the secret admirer that no one is supposed to know about.
I wish I could meet the girl of my dreams.
I wish I could meet the girl of my dreams.
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Granted. Susan Boyle is the girl of your dreams.
I wish I could go to Jamaica.
I wish I could go to Jamaica.
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Latest story:
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Granted1 but after you leave the plane/boat you got there in you are arrested on aligations of being a spy N. Korea.
I wish that everyone has a good x-mas.
I wish that everyone has a good x-mas.
"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
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Granted, but your dream girl is Peter Boyle in drag.
I wish that I could fly by my own power, like Superman.
I wish that I could fly by my own power, like Superman.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
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Granted, but your dream girl is Peter Boyle in drag.
I wish that I could fly by my own power, like Superman.
Granted you can fly, but you don't know how to land.
I wish for a cucumber salad.
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Granted, but it's made from Sea Cucumbers that have been sitting on the dock for a couple of weeks.
I wish I could grow all of my hair back.
I wish I could grow all of my hair back.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
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Granted! but it grows at an extremly accelerated rate and it's all your body hair. the result you look like a wooly mammoth.
I wish nothing bad would happen to twist my next 3 wishes.
I wish nothing bad would happen to twist my next 3 wishes.
"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
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Granted , but it grows out the side of your head.
I wish that girls was singing about me in that song.
I wish that girls was singing about me in that song.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.