Granted, but for that day you are gay.
I wish for a good nights sleep.
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Granted but they all have those little exploding things in them so they "poof" before you puff.
I wish that nobody smoked cigarettes.
I wish that nobody smoked cigarettes.
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Granted! now all the people that would be smoking cigarettes smoke pipes with nice smelling wood shavings(e.g.apple, cedar, cherry, hickory) in them. I wish doctors and researchers could find a cheap effective way to cure all known and unknown kinds of cancer, and STDs; and that nothing bad happens to twist this wish!!!x∞
"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
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Granted! now all the people that would be smoking cigarettes smoke pipes with nice smelling wood shavings(e.g.apple, cedar, cherry, hickory) in them. I wish doctors and researchers could find a cheap effective way to cure all known and unknown kinds of cancer, and STDs; and that nothing bad happens to twist this wish!!!x∞
Granted but it produces side effects of giggle fits and people end up uncontrolably peeing their pants
I wish that my dear friend has an amazing Christmas and recieves everything that they wanted.
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker
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Granted 
thats sweet but all you get is a lump of coal sorry
i wish for new bike
thats sweet but all you get is a lump of coal sorryi wish for new bike
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Granted
i wish for new bike
Your new bike is beautiful, fast and graceful. You are the envy of your neighborhood.
You are imppressed and amazed at the ride of this bike. Then the strangest thing happens.
After riding some distance, you decide to return, only to discover you can't stop the bike or change directions.
You fear you may riding into eternity. You will be missed.
I wish for a young girlfriend who would never grow older.
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Granted but you will still age youll enjoy her for a while, love her even but youll pass away 
i wish for some new movies
i wish for some new movies
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Granted by they are all Mary Kate and Ashley-type kids movies with ridiculous plots and every minute of every movie is like torture.
I wish I could travel very quickly and cheaply.
I wish I could travel very quickly and cheaply.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
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Granted you can see your niece, but you are invisible so she can't see you.
I wish for my living room to be clean again.
I wish for my living room to be clean again.
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Granted, by me personaly, naked and horny and when im finished i`ll start in your bedoom, but only if your lying naked and ready to give me the christmas orgasams i deseve, and i will recitrate the pleasure.
I wish to have you till the 2nd of jan 2011
I wish to have you till the 2nd of jan 2011
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Granted, but since you didn't specify the antecedent to the pronoun "you", it therefore becomes "ewe". Have fun with your fluffy new friend named Dolly.
I wish that I could have seen into a certain woman's shower yesterday.
I wish that I could have seen into a certain woman's shower yesterday.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
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Granted lol but after that you lost your eyes sight and wont ever see anything of that kind ever again lol FPT
I wish i had my own apartment.
I wish i had my own apartment.
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[That would still be worth it. 
]
Granted, but the apartment is on the 217th floor and there is no elevator. Have fun carrying the furniture and groceries.
I wish my friend realized how truly beautiful and sexy that she really is.
]Granted, but the apartment is on the 217th floor and there is no elevator. Have fun carrying the furniture and groceries.
I wish my friend realized how truly beautiful and sexy that she really is.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
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[You could have gone the over-inflated ego route, I suppose.]
Granted, but as soon as you grab your camera everything in the world turns grey/gray and cannot be distinguished from anything else.
I wish Ruby would take my picture after the grey/gray day.
Granted, but as soon as you grab your camera everything in the world turns grey/gray and cannot be distinguished from anything else.
I wish Ruby would take my picture after the grey/gray day.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
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Granted, but everyone happens to go on vacation at that point and the only thing in the chatroom is a virtual tumbleweed blowing by.
I wish they made good sex toys for guys.
I wish they made good sex toys for guys.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
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Granted, but it's the Green Card Lottery.
I wish I wasn't addicted to Skittles.
I wish I wasn't addicted to Skittles.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
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granted but then you get addicted to salty chips instead...
I wish I could go to my favourite restaurant for dinner...
Granted, but the staff has all changed, and the food is now terrible.
I wish for my MLolaM fantasy.
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Granted, but it' s a threesome with M&M's candies.
I wish I could watch my friend today.
I wish I could watch my friend today.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
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Granted, but teh boss calls you in to work douring your week-off.
I wish I had a Hollywood hot shot as my sex slave.
I wish I had a Hollywood hot shot as my sex slave.
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