Granted, but time went by too fast and you're both now 90 years old.
I wish for a man that can sing like Josh Groban.
~ "She left the web, she left the loom,
She made three paces through the room,
She saw the water-lily bloom,
She saw the helmet and the plume,
She look'd down to Camelot.
Out flew the web and floated wide;
The mirror crack'd from side to side;
"The curse is come upon me," cried
The Lady of Shalott. " Granted, but he only has a 2 inch skinny penis and hates giving oral.
I wish for a special visitor.
Granted, but it's Jack Frost nipping at your toes all night.
I wish I could move out of state right now.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
You and me both.
Granted you have moved to the state of confusion.
I wish for all my friends to orgasm wildly at midnight.
Granted, but then that will be the only time they will ever orgasm haha
I wish for 10 million dollars
Granted, but you have to spend it all in one day.
I wish my puppy would stop digging holes in the yard.
granted ,
but now hes digging holes in ur carpet and furniture .
all i wish for is someone to love me at least half as much as i love them . ten i could live happily ever after , even if its in a cardboard box .
Granted, but that someone loves you just as much as you love them.
My (real wish) is for tampmark122 to see his wish come true.
For the game, I wish to be more structured and organized when it comes to my schoolwork.
Granted, however the rest of your life will be cluttered and disoraganized.
I wish for happiness all the time!
Granted, but since you only expressed that one wish and no others it really doesn't do much.
I wish that Karma would finally give me my reward.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Granted... but Karma gets the wrong e-mail and doesn't give you the reward you so badly want.
I wish that I didn't need to do so much today.
Granted - but now you're fired, your house/apartment is foreclosed on, and your lover finds someone else (wow, I really am shitty, aren't I, and to someone as nice as Ruby)
I wish that Ruby would forgive me for granting her wish.
Granted... but Ruby might have to punish you... hehehehe
I wish that I could sometimes forget about everything around me and just have fun!
Granted....But you get to orgasm without control...Every 5 minutes lol
I wish I can kick everyone ass...Even the entire Cobra Kai Do Jo....No Mercy !
Granted, but can becomes will and you kick everyone's ass on the planet, and no one likes you anymore.
I wish I had a magic camera that could see anywhere I wanted it to.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
granted. they are perfect and bright blue.
I wish I could fall alseep as soon as my head touches the pillow.
Granted, but burglars get wind of it and use this to rob you while you're sleeping.
I wish I could walk on the ceiling.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Granted - but then you end up being like Alice in Wonderland and actually fall off the ceiling... (and we don't want you to get hurt)
I wish I could find myself a rich husband... LOL!
Granted, but he's a boring twit like Thurston Howell III from Gilligan's Island.
I wish I was fluent in my second language already.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Granted... but your second language is Latin, and only doctors and lawyers can understand you...
I wish that I could learn to dance and not tramp on anyones toes while learning...
Granted, the octopus teaches you how to dance. Instead of stepping on toes, you step on tentacles. The octopus also feels you up while teaching.
I wish I could sleep when I pleased.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Granted... but then you miss all the important things in your life...
I wish I wasn't a scardy cat sometimes...
Granted, but you become fearless to the point of stupidity and walk into a lion cage.
I wish I had a pet chimpanzee.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Granted, and she bit your pickle head off so now you are running around like a pickle with its head bitten off, making silly comments on Lush forums
I wish Ruby, Iszofia, Kinky, Nikki, or one of the other sexy women on Lush would send me a personal message saying "I want to meet you without clothes on NOW"
Granted but then your connection fails........ and they go on to the next hot lushie...
I wish i was dancing at the shore barefoot under the moonlight now
Granted, but then two crabs grab your little toes and snip them off so you can no longer dance [wow, that actually is too mean, isn't it]
I wish that even without little toes Kiki would join me in Fiji for a rollicking good time
Granted! However...
A volcano erupts ruining all the fun.
I wish that nobody got frostbite ever again.
