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Be Careful What You Wish For.........

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LusciousLola
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Quote by Ruby_Sky
Granted.... but then he irritates you some other way? (I hope not!)

I wish that I didn't feel so lazy....


Granted, but now you have so much energy you can't be still. You will be buzzing about for days.

I wish to go for a nice long run.
LadySharon
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granted, but you run into the Arizona desert and we never hear from you again.

I wish I had a chocolate sundae.

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FicklePickleTickle
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Granted but it's ice cream substitute made from cod liver oil.

I wish that my friend's Facebook status would refer to me.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
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Granted... but its explicit status updates about you... ;)

I wish that my neighbours weren't so loud in the mornings when I'm trying to sleep!
LusciousLola
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Granted, they are so quiet in the mornings that you oversleep, lose your job. and are evicted from your home.

I wish for a very intense orgasm.
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Granted, but...um, not really a down side...um, I guess your sheets get wet and you have to wash them?

I wish for a job where I don't have to work with assholes.
LadySharon
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Granted, but you work within the halls of Congress.

I wish it wasn't snowing here.

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LusciousLola
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Quote by LadySharon
Granted, but you work within the halls of Congress.

I wish it wasn't snowing here.


Granted, the snow has ended and now it is freezing rain.

I wish for a warm vacation.
FicklePickleTickle
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Granted, you spend your vacation in a steel mill.

I wish that I was 25 again.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
LadySharon
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granted, but you're a 25 year old man in a 75 year old man's body.

I wish I can visit my friend in NYC.

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ParMach
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Are you sure, it is a bit cold and snowy to be traveling this time of year to NYC.

I wish the rain would stop so I can go to the beach Ahhhhhh
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
lovely_lady
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Rain.. Its been SO sunny and warm here. biggrin
Granted But then it is so hot at the beach that you burn and turn as red as a lobster.
I wish I could have a nap.
lovely_lady
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Rain.. Its been SO sunny and warm here. biggrin
Granted But then it is so hot at the beach that you burn and turn as red as a lobster.
I wish I could have a nap.
LusciousLola
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Quote by lovely_lady
Rain.. Its been SO sunny and warm here. biggrin
Granted But then it is so hot at the beach that you burn and turn as red as a lobster.
I wish I could have a nap.


Granted, but you wake up so groggy you feel like you didn't have a nap.

I wish that my tree was undecorated.
ParMach
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Granted

I wish I had my own personal sunscreen applicator girl
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
LadySharon
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Granted, you get RuPaul.

I wish I was in Hawaii right now.

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granted, but there's a winter storm and you have to stay indoors

I wish I didn't have to go back to work
FicklePickleTickle
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Granted, but then you will spend 10 years job hunting because your job was giving to someone less qualified than you.

I wish that my dog wasn't trying to steal my potato chips.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
LusciousLola
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Quote by FicklePickleTickle
Granted, but then you will spend 10 years job hunting because your job was giving to someone less qualified than you.

I wish that my dog wasn't trying to steal my potato chips.

Granted, now your dog is humping your leg.

I wish all the ice and snow was gone.
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Granted, but the heat that melted it away stayed and it's now 110 degrees

I wish I had the perfect girl that I could be with forever
ParMach
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Granted, I even know her name. But need to ask first.....

I want a beach for 3 days of Sunshine and and moderate surf...... Ahhhhh I am waiting.
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
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Granted, but it's a beach in the desert and the surf is just dunes.

I wish I could turn back time.
LusciousLola
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Quote by Fae
Granted, but it's a beach in the desert and the surf is just dunes.

I wish I could turn back time.


Granted, but now you are a baby again.

I wish I had a fireplace with a nice cozy fire going.
lafayettemister
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Granted, but you have to share the warmth with someone!

I wish I had my own airplane and pilot's license.



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
FicklePickleTickle
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Granted, but both are only part of a computer simulation.

I wish everyone would get along with their families.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
LusciousLola
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Quote by FicklePickleTickle
Granted, but both are only part of a computer simulation.

I wish everyone would get along with their families.


Granted everyone gets along with their families so well that they have no time for their friends anymore, making them terribly sad.

I wish for a raise.
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Granted, but it is only temporary, lasting for just two days.

I wish for simplicity
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granted but then everyone goes crazy since everything is too simple

i wish for world peace
BigDaddyRich
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Well I wish I could grant that wish. Maybe someday soon.

I wish for good health for everyone, and gas prices to go down.
Well that's just my opinion, sorry if you don't like.

BigDaddyRich
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Granted, but all other prices go up and everyone is stressed out.


I wish I could make time go faster to see him again.