Granted! However...
Your keyboard is now all in Egyption Hyrogliphs.
I wish I could spend 2 to 5 months in Iceland
Granted, but it is in jail for wading in a restricted geothermal pond
I wish all the Lush women would send me personal messages telling me how sexy I am, without them being considered blind or delusional
granted but you sleep in and don't see it
I wish for my favorite lushie to have an amazing year
granted... but then your favourite lushie finds a new boy toy... (sorry its the rules of the game)
I wish that life wasn't so damn difficult sometimes!
Granted, but it becomes so easy, like a child's puzzle in the newspaper, that it becomes completely uninteresting for all of us. We end up staring into space for all eternity.
I wish that I had space for another bookshelf.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Granted, but it becomes so easy, like a child's puzzle in the newspaper, that it becomes completely uninteresting for all of us. We end up staring into space for all eternity.
I wish that Lush wasn't having connection problems.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Granted, but, when you sign on you're greeted with a pic of a big narley penis covered in genital warts.
I wish I had a free airline pass that never ended and could travel anywhere.
Granted, however they all have TB and there are no hospitals to treat you after you've contracted it.
I wish for a room full of mute naked ladies.
Granted but they all weigh at least 450 pounds and have STDs.
I wish for a personal message from ChaCha asking me to meet her for a "dance" lesson.
For Kiki: Granted - but every time you get to a Lush buddy's house she/he closes the door in your face (almost as mean as yours, isn't it Kiki)
I wish Kiki went with me to Fiji to frolic in the ocean, and elsewhere
Granted Kiki went with you to Fiji. When she got there she found me and we did all the frolicking.
I wish to let go of all my old baggage.
Granted but with it you throw away all your contacts and have to start all over
I wish Lola and I could stay at Fiji and start a B&B
Granted, but B&B stands for Blubber & Burps.
I wish that I had a magic door leading to a certain person's house.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Granted, however... you now have all the guys on Lush ticked off with you.
I wish that there were more good guys in the world who were not conserned about how women look.
Granted - but they are now concerned with smell and you just got a job in a sauerkraut factory
I wish Kiki would leave Lola and Fiji and start a B&B with me in Aruba
Granted, But B+B Stands For Bound +Beaten!
Wish I Was Stranded On An Island With All 26 Deal Or No Deal Models, 10 Of My Favorite Lush Friends And Unlimited Supply Of Margaritas.
Granted, however... you fall into an endless coma.
I wish I was still friends with one of the girls I knew in high school.
Granted, but she is now a thief and you get caught with stolen property she gave you and go to prison for 3 years
I wish Nikki would join Kiki and me in Aruba
Granted, except every time you beam up your body is altered/disfigured in a different way....unknown until arrival...
I wish the world were at peace.
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