Granted but you turn into the figures Nikki doesn't like and miss out on all the fun....
Wish I could sleep...
Granted, however... your travel companion is the meanest, ugliest, stinkyest guy in the world.
I wish I was a better artist.
Granted, but you are only able to draw animal rear ends
I wish Kiki would massage my feet and give me a back rub
Granted, Kiki gives you a foot and back rub, with cheese graters....... Ouch!
I wish my back didn't hurt as much as it does.
I give you a back massage but end up cracking your spine... Sorry
I wish I could find a girlfriend who was mine for life
Granted, but she is the only person you ever see.
I wish people would stop telling lies
Granted, but no one ever speaks to you
I wish i was sexier
Granted, but you are sexier to male gorillas
I wish all Lushies read my stories and voted their hearts
Granted but someone reports you and you get banned from the site
I wish everyone was kind
Granted, but they are kind only to people holding a kayak paddle in their avatar
I wish pussylover's avatar skirt would fly up, exposing her midsection
Your wish will be granted if you add me but i will tease you
I wish imhapless had a pussy that would be fun
Granted... *waves her magic wand* Hapless - show her your pussy.
I wish I could have a girl for myself
Granted, but it is me you can have
I wish i could eat all the mallomars i wanted and never gain weight
[Hey girls, the only pussy I have, or ever will have, is a cat - sorry]
Granted, but they rot your teeth and tongue so you can't talk and no one will every love you
I wish I could trick Make and Pussylover into thinking I had a pussy, and then "spring" my dick on them
Granted - we will split them and gain half the weight together.
I wish I could kiss PL all over
Granted - we will split them and gain half the weight together.
I wish I could kiss PL all over
Granted but i cum all over you soaking you
I wish make_me_purr was in my bed
Granted - crawls seductively towards you biting my lip
I wish... I could wake up to PM is my bed every morning. My mornings would be much better hehe.
Granted but i wake up with crazy hair and bad breath
I wish you were mine
Granted *PM's personal slut*
(and that's ok... I like sex hair, the breath we will work on lol)
I wish you could be my first
Wish granted but we would learn together you also being my first
I wish i could have you right now
Granted, you are now no longer a lesbian and you go to bed with me -- I'm assuming I am the "you" in your wish!
I wish all the Lush women would crown me as the sexiest guy on Lush, especially sexier than Dude and Mister, my main protagonists
Nope it was make_me_purr sorry
I think I fucked this up... lol... where were we?
Oh... Hap being the sexy dude... but then turns into a chick and becomes everyones favourite favourite.... ;) (Okay, so I corrupted it half way!)
I wish that I could have an Aston Martin!
Granted, but it's a scale model
I wish I could stop the forum lag
granted, but you've been kicked off for leaking blood all over, so you can't read the forum posts anymore
I wish I had someone who would rub my ass
Granted; but he rubs it with itching powder
I wish the women of Lush would let me judge a "Who has the best bare ass" contest.
Granted you get to judge the best bare ass contest, but it is at the San Diego Zoo Baboon exhibit.
I wish to go outside and find that someone shoveled in front of my garage for me.
