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Be Careful What You Wish For.........

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Granted, but it was cleaned by all of of your stuff disappearing, never to be found again.

[By the way, Lola, you are really mean - I wanted to judge Lush women, not baboons. You made me cry! Sob Sob]

I wish I could post under Kiki, Lola, Nikki, Bubbles and Justine whenever I wanted to.
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granted but with a grunt

i wish i could take back the grants of others..biggrin
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Granted, but now you are the most hated man on Lush, and no one will ever communicate with you again

I wish Lola would come up to me and give me a big kiss nd hug while she said she was sorry for making me judge a bare ass baboon contest
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Quote by imhapless
Granted, but now you are the most hated man on Lush, and no one will ever communicate with you again

I wish Lola would come up to me and give me a big kiss nd hug while she said she was sorry for making me judge a bare ass baboon contest[/quote



oops was that serious?
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Quote by imhapless
Granted, but now you are the most hated man on Lush, and no one will ever communicate with you again

I wish Lola would come up to me and give me a big kiss nd hug while she said she was sorry for making me judge a bare ass baboon contest[/quote



oops was that serious?



granted

i wish i everyone on Lush stays happy..
Guest
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Granted, but they are happy only when on Lush and the rest of their lives are hell.

I wish that someone with a bare ass would come sit on my face
Guest
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Granted! Just gimme a sec to undress...

I wish I could read minds
Guest
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Granted, but the minds you read are those of chimps, not humans, and they so confuse you that you are driven crazy [Ow, that's harsh, sorry]

I wish that a Lush beauty would show up at my house and rip my clothes off
lovely_lady
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Granted and he is a beauty of a man ;)
I wish it wasnt so humid.
Henry
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Granted... but now it's as dry as the desert and twice as hot.

I wish I was in Australia.
Guest
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Granted, but you're in Brisbane and three feet under water

I wish lovely lady would do a strip tease for me
lovely_lady
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Granted but I am wearing many layers and only strip off one.
I wish my child would listen to me!!
Henry
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Granted, but then you realize what he's hearing.

I wish lovely lady would hold me for a long, long, long time.
Guest
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Granted, but she's holding you under water...

I wish for a brand-new Corvette!
lovely_lady
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granted but you wreck it the next day.
I wish I could go for a swim.
Henry
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Granted, but when you're finished you find that someone has taken your clothes.

I wish I could get a massage from Lovely.
Guest
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Granted, but she uses a massage oil that elephants are allergic to so you break out in hives

I wish lovely lady was sitting next to me right now
mischiefmaker
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Granted, but she has 5 communicable diseases and is trying to lick your nose

I wish more women on Lush would send me their email addresses
Henry
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Granted, but when you email them, you receive an automated reply that infects your computer, crashing your hard drive, and you can no longer access lush.

I wish Australia wasn't dealing with so much flooding.
Guest
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Wish granted, and now there is drout.

I wish I could do magic.
Guest
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Granted, but by mistake you make Lush disappear and now all the Lushies hate you

I wish Chiyo studied male anatomy, and posted profile photos of herself studying
Guest
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Granted... but the day she loads the pics you can't log in....

I wish that I could have the week off.
FicklePickleTickle
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Granted, but when that week comes, there is a blizzard and you're trapped in your house with no TV and no Internet.

I wish that I wasn't so awake right now.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
LusciousLola
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Granted you are not "so awake" right now, you are just awake enough to realize you are having a root canal done with no medication.

I wish to go ice skating today.
FicklePickleTickle
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Granted, but you must wear a stinky, sweaty costume and skate in the Ice Capades.

I wish I knew what was going on in someone's mind now.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
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Granted, but what is going on is that everyone on Lush wants to put you in a hamburger and bite your head off

I wish I were very well respected instead of being so hapless
Guest
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Granted, but now everyone respects you as being the biggest asshole of all time

I wish I was at a tropical island beach surrounded by hot guys
FicklePickleTickle
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Granted, you are on a beautiful beach in Fiji, surrounded by guys who are literally in flames.

I wish that I could change the past 20 years of my life.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
cherryrebel
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Granted, you can go back and change it but you have to do it as a rat

I wish I had money!!!
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Granted, but it is all in Zimbabwe dollars and no one will exchange it for you since inflation there is 10% per day.

I wish I could carefully inspect all of cherryrebel's tattoos.