Be Careful What You Wish For.........

17 Jan 2011

granted but you will just see them as pics for each one.. biggrin

i wish i could chat with any lady on Lush anytime..!!!

17 Jan 2011

Granted but the inverse is also true. They can chat with you at any time. You never get any sleep ever again.

I wish that everyone could see their good attributes.

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

17 Jan 2011

Granted, but they see them only for an instant and then all of their bad attributes come to the surface

I wish I could always beat Mister, Dude, SirLoin, Hottestmale and Fickle to forum posts below beautiful Lush women

17 Jan 2011

granted but you will be posted below by horny bi-sexual men.. evil4

(shit..it didn't involve this one though angel7

)

i wish i was able to meet the Lush ladies i adore...

17 Jan 2011

Granted, but they all kick you in the nuts because you insulted them in various forum posts and because you were mean to Hap and Mister

I wish raindrops washed all my cares away

17 Jan 2011

Granted, but they also wash your lawn furniture, your pets, your car, and your house away too.

I wish I could melt snow at will.

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

17 Jan 2011

Granted, but that makes Will very angry with you and he chops you up and makes you into a relish

I wish I could relish all of the good times in life, and forget the bad ones

18 Jan 2011

Granted, but then you suffer from memory loss and can't relish in any good things...

I wish that I could be at home...

18 Jan 2011

granted but your gallery faces my window.. silly

i wish i could pass every exam without studies but ample knowledge ;)

18 Jan 2011

Granted, but each passing grade is a D- so you never can get anyone to hire you.

I wish there was some way I could see through a beautiful woman's clothes to examine her nipples and mound without detection

18 Jan 2011

granted..but you face the risk of getting slapped for indecency

i wish i could have the power to fulfill wishes with perfection and no backfires.. Think

18 Jan 2011

Granted, However... nobody beleives youabout it, so nobody comes to you with thier wishes.

I wish I could find a million dollars that I could keep, with out taxes or having to share it.

18 Jan 2011

Granted, but it is encased in solid titanium and to get it out you would have to destroy it.

I wish silverardordragon would post photos of herself in a pirate girl outfit on her profile page

19 Jan 2011

Granted, but she's dressed like Captain Jack Sparrow and the hotness just doesn't shine through in that particular costume.

I wish that I could fast forward through to the end of spring without having to experience the coming months.

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

19 Jan 2011

Granted but then you miss the woman of your dreams

I wish I didn't feel sick today

19 Jan 2011

Granted, but you'll feel sicker tomorrow

I wish I could have a huge Lush Party with all my fave people

19 Jan 2011

granted..but you would be sick and bed-resting

i wish i could take a world tour ..meeting my fav lushies everywhere..

19 Jan 2011

Granted, but they would meet you through cage bars and you would not be able to touch each other

I wish thaqt instead of being sick Kiki would feel better than she ever has and join me in a beach bungalow in Aruba

19 Jan 2011

Granted!!

i wish I wouldn't loose so much hair I'm worse then my f...ing cat crybaby

19 Jan 2011

Granted.. but your hair grows so much you have to shave every day

I wish Kiki left haps Island and was here with me

19 Jan 2011

Granted but come to the island instead bootyshake

wish my cat could clean her own cat litter box

19 Jan 2011

Granted, but she throws you on the grill and cooks you medium well.

[This obviously was for Sir Loin, but that Kiki - in addition to being beautiful -- has magic fingers and types quickly; for Kiki:]

Granted, but the cat puts the "items" cleaned from the litter box in your refrigerator.

Now that I have Kiki's promise to go with me to Aruba, I wish I could post under lusciouslola on the "groundless lies" forum so that I could get back at hear for saying that I had Great Dane testicles implanted in me.

20 Jan 2011

granted... but then she'll just keep throwing other comments at you hap... maybe worse than the testicles one... and you'll never get to get back at her cause you type too slow.

I wish I could have an afternoon nap.

20 Jan 2011

Granted - but while you nap I give you a hot foot, you jump into a pool to cool off your foot, and ruin your best outfit [and since when did you align yourself with lusciouslola - be careful, she'll get you too!]

I wish Ruby_Sky would give me one of her many jewels

20 Jan 2011

Granted she gives you one of her jewels, but in exchange she takes one of your jewels your neuticles.

I wish to finish my paper today.

20 Jan 2011

Granted - but it is soaking wet and unreadable, and you put it in a closet and it mildews and stinks up your entire living quarters making it necessary to hire someone to clean your place, and they have a malfunction of their equipment, and it burns down.

I wish in real life Lola looked exactly like her avatar

20 Jan 2011

Quote by FicklePickleTickle
Granted, but she's dressed like Captain Jack Sparrow and the hotness just doesn't shine through in that particular costume.

I wish that I could fast forward through to the end of spring without having to experience the coming months.

I love it! I almost fell over laughing. hello1

Quote by imhapless
I wish in real life Lola looked exactly like her avatar

Granted... however she is now only 2 dementional and a cartoon. (not sure of the spelling)

I wish I have every movie I have ever wanted, in english.

20 Jan 2011

Granted, but the sound tracks on all of the movies have been destroyed and replaced by a loud screech.

I wish that lusciouslola had to start out each of her forum posts with the words "Isn't Hap the greatest"

Hey, ParMach ,Flynn would never deny a wish in this forum - therefore your new avatar will have to be an ass - just like Mister's new one!

20 Jan 2011

Denied (Sorry Hap) Ok Ok sorry apparently there are some that think I am being a bit harsh so I will allow you just one day. Hap would next Tuesday be Ok with you I understand that would suit lusciouslola mate

I wish the Flynn Avatar will win the Parmach Poll

To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before

21 Jan 2011

Unfortunatley it doesn't... your klingon one wins and you have to stay that way till the end of your days on lush.... (LOL! Sorry Trev, its the game)

I wish that I had my own personal masseuse