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Be Careful What You Wish For.........

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Granted - but it from a big slobbering bear.

I wish that anna lived next door to me
Granted, but it turns out she is a serial killer and you are found stuffed in her walls, dead, two days later.

I wish they made pre-wrapped bacon.
Granted... but you'll never find it which frustrates you endlessly!

I wish that I was spending more time on lush...
Not granted, You are here more often than me Y

I want to spend the rest of my days naked on a beach
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
Granted but it would be deserted and located in a rainy zone so the only company you'd have are the sandflees...

I wish Lola & I could start our Bed & Breakfast...
Dammit, I don't want to crap on that one, sad but it's part of the game so:

Granted, but the only people who show up are super pervs who leave the rooms dripping with, um, the results of their perviness. You spend most of the day in hazmat suits disinfecting, mopping, and scraping things off the walls.

I wish that winning everything else of a woman meant that I won her heart automatically too.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Granted, but it bleeds all over you. [This is even sicker than your hazmat suit one FTP, isn't it]

I wish I didn't have to shovel snow anymore this winter
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Granted, but it bleeds all over you. [This is even sicker than your hazmat suit one FTP, isn't it]

I wish I didn't have to shovel snow anymore this winter


Granted...but your new snowblower leaves town with "Frosty"...he heard snowblower and over reatacted.


I wish I could golf everyday...I hate snow.
Granted - but you never shoot below 130 for the rest of your life.

I wish Kiki was a 5 foot 11 inch Dutch girl
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Granted - but you never shoot below 130 for the rest of your life.

I wish Kiki was a 5 foot 11 inch Dutch girl


Granted...(what a guess)

I wish I lived in Holland
Granted, but it's Holland, Michigan.

http://www.cityofholland.com/

I wish I had one of those candles that smells like a pie baking.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Granted but you end up eating the candles instead and end up in the ER!


I wish all the men where 6'3 minimum so i could indulge on my Manolo and Labutin fetish;)
I wish everything went back 6 months
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Granted but you end up eating the candles instead and end up in the ER!


I wish all the men where 6'3 minimum so i could indulge on my Manolo and Labutin fetish;)


Granted...but being 6' 3"...I'm really going to be out of place in high heels

I wish I had a 8" tongue with a wart on the end of it and could breath through my ears!
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Quote by Kiki28
Granted but you end up eating the candles instead and end up in the ER!


I wish all the men where 6'3 minimum so i could indulge on my Manolo and Labutin fetish;)


Granted...but being 6' 3"...I'm really going to be out of place in high heels

I wish I had a 8" tongue with a wart on the end of it and could breath through my ears!


Granted, but now the only place you ever want to stick your tongue is in your own ass.

I wish the Fickle hadn't wrecked Kiki's wish for our Bed and Breakfast?
why can`t I wish for you?
I know I wish for you and that pool of chocolate along with shy-one sexybunny18 steamin possie girllicker kinkygirl 69er and a few others
Granted but the pool of chocolate is just water :-P

I wish I had a beautiful girl by my side.
Granted but shes straight

I wish I could have some fun with sizzlin
Granted but you get me too ;)

I wish for a romantic date heart
Granted, you have your romantic date but not with the person you wanted.

I wish I could have a fun evening.
granted but its only in your dream

I wish I had a real life mistress
Granted, but it's Mistress Jozelle, the 350 pound redneck Mistress. She's into smothering. Maybe you can out run her. hehe

I wish I could go back in time about 6 months and change a few key decisions that I made back then.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Granted - but one of the decisions - to become a bread and butter pickle instead of a dill pickle - turns out to be a disaster since you are SOO tasty as a dill pickle you are eaten up in minutes, and since you no longer exist can no longer go on Lush. Sorry

I wish all the snow would melt so I wouldn't have to drive or trek through it anymore
Granted but that means the water seeps into your house and car and you wished you hadn't given up your paddle;)

I wished I could be dancing at a full moon party at some beach right now
Granted, but at this particular beach that means that a bunch of large men who had eaten chili all day long are running around pantsless. You seen FULL MOONs all day long, and smell then too.

I wish I didn't have to end this relationship.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Granted but as soon as you're together for ever she turns into the wicket witch of the east, and all that you loved about her vanishes over night.

i wish I could be sitting at some deck at a lake looking at a beautiful sunset..
granted but the moon would vanish jealous of your beauty

i wish i could be sitting at that dock with kiki
I wish I wish like cher says If I could turn back time.
Granted - but time turns all the way back to your conception, and instead of being born as a beautiful woman you are born as a male hippo.

I wish Ginger and Kiki wished I was sitting at a lake watching the sunset with them.