I will grant your wish and you do go surfing but out of no where JAWS comes at you and now you only surf with your arms.......
I wish I could take a nap during the day.....zzzzz
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Granted, but now you can't sleep at night so you become nocturnal and ur only friend is the chat room.
(Such a familiar feeling)
I wish I could sleep at night.
Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
I will grant your wish, but now you will sleep until a beautiful princess comes to wake you with a kiss and she turns out to be rather directionally inept and takes years to find you.
I wish I could write erotic poetry like Techgoddess!
Granted....you write erotic poetry like Techgoddess...but spell like Fred Flintsone!
I wish I had a 7" tounge and could breath through my ears!
I will grant your wish Jason but I heard you wanted seven foot long ears and now you are able to breathe through them but with no tongue....
I wish for some chocolate.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
granted but its just the same episode over and voer and over again.
I wish for it to be cooloer outside
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Granted, but now it is so much cooler outside that you are freezing your ass off.
I wish it would stop being rainy and overcast most of the time!
Granted...but now there is going to be a heat wave that lasts for an entire week.
I wish I could have a vacation from the world.
I will grant your wish but now you are on Mars when the rest of us are vacationing on Venus....LOL!
Today I feel like an apple a day will keep everyone away so far as you have good aim....ugh!
So I wish for a bushel of apples.......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Granted, but they're all rotten mushy and when you try to grip it to throw it at someone that you want to keep away, your fingers just sink into it and it gets stuck to your hand.
I wish I was better at not procrastinating.
Sends invitations to Venus via paper airplane...
I will grant your wish but now you are a raging OCD nut who people are afraid to go near.
I wish I could go on a shopping spree today...instead of going to work.
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Birdie gets her wish and finds herself in the Worlds Largest and Most Excellent Mall....but every store sells vibrators with convenient nearby "testing rooms"....except it dawns on her...it's that time of the month!
I wish everyone else’s gas smelled as good as mine!!!!
I will grant your wish and now all you smell is everyone's gas.....
I wish for a quiet night......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zaf-Babe, I will grant your wish. But as soon as the sun comes up, the neighbor's dog barks right outside your window.
I wish for all my friends to be happy tomorrow.
I grant it... but ur Friends are hapi coz they just made an MMS of u making out with ur wife!!
I wish for a few more millions in my account.
Granted...You get a million more dollars...of debt.
I wish for a new dog.
granted ......but he pisses on the carpet and bites your leg
i wish for a lot more woman
Your wish is granted when another woman shows up to live with you.
I wish for a bottle of champagne and a night with my woman.
Granted... she also gave you your drink then as you two were headed towards the bedroom she undressed you, while you were doing the same to her. She pushed on the bed Tied your hands and..... then duped you!! and RAN away with all you had!!
I wish for a blow job..
Damn, she'd better come back!
Your wish is granted by a voluptuous, gorgeous woman. Unfortunately, her free hand is picking your pocket.
I wish for a steak dinner.
Wish granted......
But alas a tsunami comes and washes your dream house all the way to Alaska
I wish for my kitten to stop nibbling my ear
Wish granted...but now he will be nibbling on the rest of your appendages.
I wish for the ability to disappear.
I will grant your wish Jason but unfortunately Amber used to be Alan and is still recovering from his/her sex change.....hope you recover quickly....Mindy is waiting....LOL!
I wish for the humidity to end!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
