Granted, but the Massage Therapist does take it "personal"-ly that you called her that and quits before you get any relief.
I wish that it wasn't -4.4ºF (-20ºC) outside.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Granted, it is now -33 F.
I wish that my car wouldn't start, so I could stay home and be warm today.
Granted, but everyone else stays home too... your home.
I wish I could rescue Lola from the cold somehow.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Granted - but the drawing paper that both your cartoon characters are on burns up so you are warm for only a few seconds.
I wish Lola would admit that she is a 20 year old university student studying Carnal Knowledge from Pretoria, South Africa, who has hired a private detective to track down her true love, one imhapless
Granted - but since Lola knows she can never have you she instructs the private detective to hire a hit man when he finds you
I wish someone would say something nice about my ass for a change
Granted, but that something unfortunately is, "At least you don't have to worry about knocking anything over with it."
I wish I could visit a certain Lush friend at work today amd find out if that last thing she said was true. hehe [Yeah, I know that makes for a hard twisting, but I want that wish today. hehe]
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Granted - but not only does she tell you it wasn't true,, just a joke, but she calls you a stalker and threatens legal action
I wish that Kiki would visit me this summer, and that Lola will enjoy drinking on her 21st birthday
Granted, Kiki visits you this summer, but she brings another guy and has sex with him in front of you.. the only words she even speaks to you are "Hi" when she sees you and "Bye" when she leaves. Lola enjoys drinking on her 21st but she has so much alcohol she spends most of the night puking.
I wish the subzero temperatures would go away for the rest of the year!
Granted - but the wind picks up so that the wind chill factor is -30F and you go outside and it blows all your clothes off and no one will help you because they are too awed by looking at your spectacular body
I wish that AlexisDD would snuggle up to me to keep me warm on a cold Minnesota night
Granted, but she is wearing a woolly parka and snow pants and will not take them off the whole night
I wish that my women could get along
Granted, but they decide they don't need you anymore and go off together
I wish my favorite Lushies would call me up and arrange for an orgy
Granted, they called you up and arranged an orgy. Sadly for you, once again, you will be blindfolded and tied naked to a tree only being able to listen to all of us ladies.
I wish for ice skating weather.
Granted, but someone stole your skates and all you can do is watch others enjoy themselves (Tsk, tsk, always a bridesmaid, never a bride)
I wish Lola would present her bare ass in front of me within range of my paddle
Granted, but then sadly it is revealed that Lola raises hairless donkeys for a living. It's not exactly the bare ass that you were expecting, but hey, at least you'll get some exercise spanking it.
I wish that things will work out well with my possible new gig.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Granted, your gig is in a well!
I wish for free flights when ever I want.
Granted but the Airline that has issued the flights to you goes bankrupt
I wish for Lafayettemister to get a hard core dirty dirty fuck sometime soon
Granted, but then he finds out that he's pregnant, with triplets.
I wish that people would be quiet.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Granted people are quiet, but it is because you have gone deaf.
I wish for a nice long snuggle.
Granted, but it's that bear from the fabric softener stretched across the room, fluffy everywhere.
I wish I had a better wish than the one that I am currently typing. :P hehe
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Granted, but you go into a coma after Nikki gives you 50-60 orgasms just by looking at you.
I wish that I could make women cum just by looking at them. lol
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Granted, but you could never look at your mom the same again.
I wish that all guys were polite and chivalrous.
Granted, but you can't get off with them because they're too polite and they all feel guilty about having thoughts of 'taking advantage' of you.
I wish I had more candles.
Granted, but one of them falls on you during lovemaking and gives your privates 3rd degree burns.
I wish for whirled peas.
Granted, but they don't agree with your stomach and you get food poisoning.
I wish SexStarved wasn't so sex starved.
Granted, but when you hit on me, I turn you down, and you promise to never love again.
I wish that I had more wishes.
Granted, but you are required to wish for something every 30 seconds, or else you will die. You are not allowed to wish to be free of the curse in any way. You never have time to enjoy any of the wishes and you never sleep again.
I wish that love really would conquer all.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
I wish that everything in blue in FTP's forum posts would disappear
Granted, however... now it's all in neon yellow.
I wish I had all the books I want, in english.
Granted, but you can't read...
I wish for a hug & kiss.
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