Granted - but it from a big slobbering bear.
I wish that anna lived next door to me
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Not granted, You are here more often than me Y
I want to spend the rest of my days naked on a beach
I want to spend the rest of my days naked on a beach
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
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Dammit, I don't want to crap on that one, 
but it's part of the game so:
Granted, but the only people who show up are super pervs who leave the rooms dripping with, um, the results of their perviness. You spend most of the day in hazmat suits disinfecting, mopping, and scraping things off the walls.
I wish that winning everything else of a woman meant that I won her heart automatically too.
but it's part of the game so:Granted, but the only people who show up are super pervs who leave the rooms dripping with, um, the results of their perviness. You spend most of the day in hazmat suits disinfecting, mopping, and scraping things off the walls.
I wish that winning everything else of a woman meant that I won her heart automatically too.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
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Granted, but it bleeds all over you. [This is even sicker than your hazmat suit one FTP, isn't it]
I wish I didn't have to shovel snow anymore this winter
Granted...but your new snowblower leaves town with "Frosty"...he heard snowblower and over reatacted.
I wish I could golf everyday...I hate snow.
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Granted, but it's Holland, Michigan.
http://www.cityofholland.com/
I wish I had one of those candles that smells like a pie baking.
http://www.cityofholland.com/
I wish I had one of those candles that smells like a pie baking.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
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Granted but you end up eating the candles instead and end up in the ER!
I wish all the men where 6'3 minimum so i could indulge on my Manolo and Labutin fetish;)
Granted...but being 6' 3"...I'm really going to be out of place in high heels
I wish I had a 8" tongue with a wart on the end of it and could breath through my ears!
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Quote by Jason9035Quote by Kiki28
Granted but you end up eating the candles instead and end up in the ER!
I wish all the men where 6'3 minimum so i could indulge on my Manolo and Labutin fetish;)
Granted...but being 6' 3"...I'm really going to be out of place in high heels
I wish I had a 8" tongue with a wart on the end of it and could breath through my ears!
Granted, but now the only place you ever want to stick your tongue is in your own ass.
I wish the Fickle hadn't wrecked Kiki's wish for our Bed and Breakfast?
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Granted but the pool of chocolate is just water :-P
I wish I had a beautiful girl by my side.
I wish I had a beautiful girl by my side.
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Granted but you get me too ;)
I wish for a romantic date
I wish for a romantic date
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Granted, but it's Mistress Jozelle, the 350 pound redneck Mistress. She's into smothering. Maybe you can out run her. hehe
I wish I could go back in time about 6 months and change a few key decisions that I made back then.
I wish I could go back in time about 6 months and change a few key decisions that I made back then.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Granted - but one of the decisions - to become a bread and butter pickle instead of a dill pickle - turns out to be a disaster since you are SOO tasty as a dill pickle you are eaten up in minutes, and since you no longer exist can no longer go on Lush. Sorry
I wish all the snow would melt so I wouldn't have to drive or trek through it anymore
I wish all the snow would melt so I wouldn't have to drive or trek through it anymore
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Granted, but at this particular beach that means that a bunch of large men who had eaten chili all day long are running around pantsless. You seen FULL MOONs all day long, and smell then too.
I wish I didn't have to end this relationship.
I wish I didn't have to end this relationship.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.