Be Careful What You Wish For.........

29 Jan 2011

I wish I could help you I know you truly still love ginger cuz

29 Jan 2011

I wish Sky's pain could be removed from her and she was nothing but happy and life was easy for her

29 Jan 2011

Granted - but then all her pain is transferred to you, and you become miserable

I wish it was sunny every day

29 Jan 2011

Granted but then there would be no clouds and no beautiful sunsets because it would shine all day and you'll develop sun allergy and need to stay in the house for good!

I wish I'd live next to Hap so I could sneak up his deck every night with Ginger to watch the sunset LOL

29 Jan 2011

Granted but the dock collapses and you both fall in.

I wish people would play the game correctly.

29 Jan 2011

I wish I had ginger back

29 Jan 2011

I wish I could have you right now!

29 Jan 2011

Granted but since neither of you paid attention to the game rules you get to have each other in a cage. You can barely see each other in them, but you get to own each other. Ginger gets to laugh at both of you. silly

I wish Zooey Deschanel would sing a song to me.

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

29 Jan 2011

Granted but they're off key

I wish sexybunny18 could be happy again and be with the one she loves without anyone interfering

29 Jan 2011

Granted, but the one she loves is now you and she never leaves you alone.

I wish I had someone as sexy as pussylover18 to give me a nice massage while I'm sick sad

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29 Jan 2011

I wish you would just lay down and spread your legs baby

29 Jan 2011

Granted, but you are so turned on you can't stop licking me for hours and hours.

I wish I had some one's pussy to lick right now.

29 Jan 2011

my only wish is to please ladies

29 Jan 2011

This game is about twisting the wish above into something evil. Then and only then can you wish for something for yourself. Please play along properly.

Granted, but what pleases them is for you to leave them alone.

I wish that people could/would read all rules before playing games. hehe

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

30 Jan 2011

Granted - but then they all are much more clever than you, FTP [and they don't give only partial quotes like you do in your "review"] and everyone ignores you from now on [the worst thing that can possible happen to a pickle].

I wish Lola would follow FTP's forum posts and out-clever him each time he posted.

30 Jan 2011

Granted, but then that makes me strive to become even more clever. In turn this makes Lola even more clever. Consequently I become more clever. Etc. Etc. We improve so much that the next practical joke is so awesome that you can't even fathom it even after it happens.

I wish that the Cheez-It cheese from the commercial would follow Hap around all day.

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

30 Jan 2011

I wish I could get picked up @ Johnnie's Pub by a special lady & she would lick me all night.

30 Jan 2011

Granted, but she licks your face, only, and she has hallatosis so you barf. Romantic, huh?

I wish that FTP would return to his jar, with the lid screwed on tight.

30 Jan 2011

granted.....hi 5.. competitor down ..!!!

i wish i could think of good wishes for posting here ? silly

30 Jan 2011

Granted, but then your mind can think of nothing else, you get fired, no woman will be with you anymore, and even your dog urinates on your shoes.

I wish that I would ever see, someone as beautiful as young Kiki

30 Jan 2011

Granted but she turns out to be opposite what you expect from her...

I wish I could move the clock a head six months from now....

30 Jan 2011

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Granted but she turns out to be opposite what you expect from her...

I wish I could move the clock a head six months from now....

Granted....and Lo and behold...everything ROCKS love9

I wish my ride would have wings!!!!

30 Jan 2011

granted but the wings fall off and you land on your butt

i wish i could stop stripping for a living

30 Jan 2011

Granted - but then you become a winter clothes model and are always sweating.

I wish Kinky would finaly recognize that she is hot for Hap, and only Hap

30 Jan 2011

granted but then you call yourself anna and you are a girl

i wish, as kiki did, that we lived close to hap so we could snuggle on his deck and watch the sun go down or up

31 Jan 2011

Granted but the sun no longer rises or sets.

I wish that I could meet my lush and be happy with her forever :-P

31 Jan 2011

Granted, but you are happy only because you had a lobotomy and don't know any better, and you never have sex again [wow that's harsh]

I wish that I'd never have to get a haircut.

31 Jan 2011

Granted, but your hair grows so long you trip over it.

I wish I could quit my job and live in Lushland

31 Jan 2011

Granted - but since Lushland is only a fantasy, you immediately vaporize.

I wish Sir Loin and FicklePickleTickle would get together and make a great sandwich.

31 Jan 2011

Granted, but you're part of that sandwich Hap.

I wish I had something good to eat... so hungry!