granted..but on that day all your lovers will be flooded with sexy thoughts
wish i could clear off the stupid time zones and be with my Lushie
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Granted - but then your horse threw you on your head, and that - combined with the saddle sores -- kept you in the hospital for weeks.
I wish all my Lush female friends would send me a personal message with an email address so i could send them Valentines on the 14th.
Granted but the server breaks down and you'll get all the emails the 15th
I wished I looked tanned instead of snow white..;)
Wise Ass
Granted however there was a freak ice storm and your door is frozen shut.
I wish for a record setting year in sales!
I wish for a record setting year in sales!
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker
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Granted - but she turns out to be a 400 pound Sumo wrestler.
I wish people wouldn't be afraid when they see my avatar - I'm really a nice vampire.
I wish people wouldn't be afraid when they see my avatar - I'm really a nice vampire.
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Granted, but they become frightened because you are too nice to them and it makes them feel uneasy. No one is THAT nice. ;)
I wish that I could have a quiet house to finish my project in.
I wish that I could have a quiet house to finish my project in.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
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Quote by Kiki28
Granted but then the connection fails every time someone wants to post something about them
I wish my brilliant surgeon wasn't such a tiny little narcissistic asssssssssssssss
Granted, But He Is A Great Big Narcisstic Assssssssssssssssssssssss!
I Wish My Hottest Lush Fantasy Would Cum True!
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Granted but then your compu blacks and someone else beats you to it!
I wish I could be with my lushie right now
Granted, but your lushie is a lush and is so sloshed he doesn't know who you are.
I wish my friend wasn't such a flake.